#kirschcest

one of the simplest yet greatest joys in this life is looking at a fictional family who has enough problems as it is and being like “oh and one more thing. yall get to be the freaky incest family too”

that one tiktok i saw ages ago and can’t find atm where it’s smth to the effect of “it’s not okay for him to talk to other girls but it’s okay for me to go and get railed by another guy in a parking lot at 2am bc i’m me and he’s him” is unfortunately so ethquinn. SHE can sleep her way thru half the city no issue bc thats how she is Coping w the loss of richie! however. let ethan have any kind of genuine lasting interest in another girl and see how fast all three of them get shuffled off this mortal coil.

R.I.P. Quinn & Ethan Bailkirsch, I know you two loved the song "Inbred" by Ethel Cain. 😔

in my heart of hearts kirschcest and ambchie can absolutely coexist like. sorta kinda. as in i do not think amber would remotely care at all if richie was like “kitten i gotta be honest 😔 so i may or may not have been screwing my siblings…” like she literally dgaf abt any of that. she has no conscience. she is evil to her core. she dont know them mfs anyways. she would just be like “ok?? wow thats freaky as hell. or whatever. anyways when are you gonna lock tf in and start screwing SAM so we can get her to WOODSBORO-”

firmly believe that my inability to make a scream oc to pair w ethan is rooted in the fact that i simply cannot imagine him w anyone else. like that man is soul bonded to his twin sister i fear he is not going anywhere else like Ever.