#kingvodka

Jean: I mean… I’d sort of consider him my partner… But We’re not really around to question things. But all you need to know is that he is very wonderful… It’s not really… official… because we’re not allowed… but…Nathaniel: It’s me. Just like Kevin and Riko are partners, even though Kevin hates it… Jean and I spend too much time together, helping each other, and generally building into a partnership that’s unbreakable… It’s just the way it works… It’s hard not to feel something for him.Jean: Yeah… That’s basically how it works… It’s normal for us… We get closer than most people because we work in pairs. We’re always together. We’re not allowed to be alone!

Jean: Natty… Come on…Nathaniel: No. You don’t love me anymore.Jean: I NEVER SAID THAT!

Riko: I’ve had my first kiss. It was with Kevin. Honestly, of course I had my first kiss. I needed to know what the fuss was about. It’s really nothing to fuss over, I decided.

Riko: In love with them? I have no time for love. We are here for success, and success is what we will aim for at all times. That said, I can admit that they are aesthetically appealing. They have to be. I only accept the best. Why? Are people hoping to see me with Kevin? Because I can assure you that even if there was something else, we wouldn’t publicise it. Part of our appeal is our availability and our distance. If we looked soft it would ruin everything.

i'm too drunk to not take it there, too drunk to just sit and wait

Nathaniel: Dumbass motherfuckers.

#KingVodka Shoot with Justice!!!

Riko: That’s easy… Fuck Kevin, marry Nathaniel, kill Jean. Make it harder, Anon. Jeez.