Hellcrew Christmas Day Headcanons
Cian is in charge of cooking. He's probably the only one who knows how to cook since he essentially had to panic-learn when the child he and Duvessa had reached the age where they needed actual cooked food, and couldn't just be fed mashed potatoes and baby food anymore.
2. Most of Sally's gifts are from Killian (toys, fake jewelry, etc) and Julius (mostly dresses for dress-up). Julius may occasionally try to mention the fact the dresses are made of human skin, but Killian shuts him up if Sally is around.
3. Octavian (to nobody's shock) seizes every opportunity to go on never-ending rants about various conspiracies, whether it be about the government or cryptids, expect to hear of things you had no idea were believed in.
4. Killian absolutely has attempted to sneak his horses into the house because "its Christmas and they should be inside. They're family." (Not a direct quote, but essentially the excuse he's trying to use)
5. Julius really only wrapped gifts for himself and Killian; Sullivan was responsible for wrapping gifts to anyone else. Not everyone gets gifts, especially if they're widely disliked (Duvessa. Literally Duvessa. To be fair, Killian only gets gifts because of Julius.)
6. Sullivan does Sally's hair (they look utterly repulsed while doing so but Sally refuses to leave him alone. Canonically I think they'd try to dropkick her across the room, but in all fairness this never had to be fully canon)
7. Rian gets crushed by the Christmas tree. (Is this heavily based off that meme in which Rian was drowning in the back?? Yes. He's just the victim to everything now). (Read to bottom for credits to that drawing)
8. Killian successfully manages to sneak one of the horses indoors. Said horse proceeds to knock down paintings, bump into shelves, and steal food. Julius is pissed to say it lightly.
9. Julius and Sullivan do have (very short) arguments about how everything is to be arranged. As stubborn as Sullivan is, they know better than to piss off the person who owns their soul.
10. Sullivan and Octavian watch The Ritual at the end of the night (which will probably send Octavian into the belief Möder's cult DOES live in the woods, etc etc) while Julius and Killian... well let's just say you don't want to be anywhere near the bedroom if you don't want to hear anything.
11. Duvessa annoys literally everyone. Nobody likes her, and as such she's widely ignored. When she cannot be ignored any longer, she's kicked out (momentarily; she'll find a way back inside).
Characters - @sanityshorror (minus Sally)
Drawing referenced - Drawn by @/anonymous-spooks
This is my submission into the Hellcrew Contest (please note its almost midnight for me so if it is utter nonsense that's why. BUT I FINISHED IT :D)
