Ranking Creepypasta's On: How good of a partner I think they'd be (Men)
Characters: Slenderman, Zalgo, Hoodie, Masky, Ticci Toby, Bloody Painter, Candy Pop, Dr. Locklear, Dr. Smiley, Eyeless Jack, Hoboheart, Homicidal Liu, Jason Toymaker, Jeff Killer, Kagekao, L.Jack, Nathan Nobody, Puppeteer, Rake
Trigger Warnings: Mentions of Abuse, Neglect, Murder
Notes: Let me know if there's any other pasta's you would like to see more of!
The ones to provide the closest semblance of a normal relationship, either because they themselves are desperate for a taste of domestic life or they are the only ones capable of providing it:
Homicidal Liu
The ones that are often not around or are emotionally detached from the relationship. They may be gone for weeks or months at a time, but they always come back. You're not sure why, but they always come back. Even if the relationship is very one-sided:
Bloody Painter
Hoodie
Sully
The ones that become obsessively attached, never to let go. Whose affection is so intense it feels like suffocation. Any access to friends or family is either steadily or abruptly cut off. Your attention belongs to only them:
Ticci Toby
Nathan Nobody
The Puppeteer
Dr. Locklear
Candy Pop
The ones that keep you around as a toy and nothing more. You're a punching bag, stress relief at worst. Your thoughts, opinions, and feelings aren't even considered. They don't matter. Will kill you at a second's notice if they feel you're becoming too difficult to control:
Eyeless Jack
Kagekao
Jeff the Killer
Laughing Jack
Zalgo
They don't date, likely wouldn't humor the concept:
Masky
Jason Toymaker (Canonically Aro/ace, otherwise he'd be under obsessive attachment)
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L.Jack, Jason, Candy Pop, L.Jill, Dr. Locklear, Dr. Pain, Hobo Heart, Frankie, Julius, and Killian all have gray strands in their hair that they hide with hair extensions, hair dye, or wigs. (Though Hobo Heart doesn't mind his gray hair bc he thinks it makes him look cooler and Locklear doesn't bother to fix it as he doesn't care about his gray strands.)
While I'm working on Ann... I want to put this out, it's kind of something modern X-Men inspired me to do.
I'm going to run an occasional poll to see who you want to join the members of Ripper Inc, to see which Creepypastas you personally believe deserve redemption and to join this found family!
Who do you think deserves the spot?! the two most voted will join the roster.
Heartful Lou.
Dr. Evander Locklear.
Laughing Jill.
Puppeteer + Emra.
Nick Vanill.
Lulu.
Hobo Heart.
Voting ended onMay 26, 2024
This is going to be devious. The winners will get dedicated posts next week.
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I wish Doctor Locklear was a more popular creepypasta. I’d be really interested in playing a Good Doctor Locklear game.
Gameplay somewhat similar to Hitmen or Watchdogs, where you have to carefully identify and track down your victims without being caught. You’re never quite given all the facts, and instead have to use your deductive reasoning skills to figure out who’s guilty. If you kill someone innocent your sanity goes down, and if you kill too many innocent people you get a game over. If you get caught in the act it’s game over. If you don’t get the organs in time to preform the life-saving surgery, it’s game over.
Edit: Elaborating on this cause now I desperately want it.
The game goes through cycles -- you’re introduced to a patient and given a time limit to preform the surgery before they’re past the point of saving. You’re introduced to a handful of possible targets, and you need to scope each one out to collect evidence and piece together clues about which one is a violent criminal. They all have records, but most of them were either acting in self-defense or committed a nonviolent crime. If you choose wrong, you take a blow to your sanity, which makes it harder to blend in and think critically -- you’ll have to try harder to find clues, and things will start to be blurry or jumbled up. As your sanity dips lower you start to hallucinate that you’re being haunted by your dead wife and child, and then you’ll be assaulted by the ghosts of the people you killed. The screen gradually starts to flicker between the real world and a gory steampunk version where everything is flesh and metal, making it even harder to see clues and find evidence.
There’s a social element to the game, where you have to build relationships with civilians and even police officers in order to improve your reputation and make them sympathetic towards you. You do this by taking side quests. If people are sympathetic towards you, they’ll help cover your tracks, hide you in their houses, and even offer you money, materials, and evidence they’ve found.
As you progress in the game you unlock new abilities and items, like improved strength to more easily carry unconscious bodies, or the tools to make your own tranquilizers so you no longer have to buy them off the black market.
You can play on story mode, in which case there’s a set number of surgeries to preform and the ending changes depending on your sanity, how many innocents you killed, your relationships with other people, and your overall reputation. Or you can play open world, in which case you get to just go around coming up with increasingly inventive ways to track down and organ-harvest from criminals.