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This was from a selection of Dear Santa letters received by the post office in Washington DC in 1885.
Wonderful little kid logic. I don't know where Santa lives, but probably the same place the president does.
(source: The DC Evening Star, December 18, 1885.)
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Les enfants naviguent tellement le monde à l'aveugle. Je viens d'entendre un jeune enfant demander à son parent "C'est quoi un quart d'heure ?" Wow. Ils savent vraiment rien du tout, c'est adorable 🥹
When I was really little, my mom was teaching me the alphabet, and she went "A é de árvore..." (A is for tree; or, more literally, A belongs to tree).
According to her, I gave this look of utter betrayal and angst and went "Não é não! A é de Alice!" (No it isn't! A is for Alice!).
I was SO upset that she was giving away my letter to another word. lol
Kid logic: No one will believe I'm named Fruit Parfait! Now a cool name like Framogohn..."
My daughter and her friend are playing Barbies and the friend has named her Barbie 'RainbowSpitz'. A curious name, so I had to clarify.
Me: I'm sorry, what's your Barbie's name again.
6-year-old: RainbowSpitz.
Me: Okay, that's what I thought I heard. How'd you come up with that name?
6-year-old: Because she spits rainbows. (The 'duh' was heavily implied.)
Me: Right. Can't argue with that.
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[Our dog Ty is allergic to chicken.]
Jefferson: Mom, is Ty a Chicken McNugget?
Me: no he can’t be, because then he’d be allergic to himself.
Jefferson, deadpan: PLANT-BASED Chicken McNugget.
Can't remember if I've told this story already
>be me, ~4, only child
>parents have recently divorced
>living in mom's hometown
>+10 local aunts and uncles
>my parents are in their 30s; both middle children who got going late
>most of my cousins are in their late teens
>none of my gen is being raised Catholic... but mom and her siblings were
>hence a lot of young and frequent pregnancies, fast marriages, loss of faith, and fast divorces
>point being: my older aunts are all starting to empty nest, learning how to cook for one for the first time, taking up jazzercise, etc
>my younger aunts have basically just moved out of my grandparents' house themselves
>we are all big broad women... but the older aunts are thinner
>and have more children
>I have a vague notion of pregnancy and how it changes your body, but not that men are involved in any way. I have more aunts and cousins than uncles, after all
>QED, female body fat IS pregnancy and women are entirely in control of when they can have the kids
>my thinnest aunt (who married into the family) also has the most children. There you have it
>any time someone laments their weight in front of me, I tell them to just have the babies, like it's the most obvious thing ever
>idk how I never got corrected
>pester my mom for the little sibs she's clearly carrying for me
>go to dad's apartment
>drink too much pool water and puke over its edge
>cry because I'm sure I hurt the babies I'm already carrying
>dad:
And that was how I learned (a little) about human reproduction.
When I was a kid and couldn’t sleep I would sit in my bathroom and eat copious amounts strawberry flavored melatonin gummies and sometimes I wondered how that effected my development.
