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“I friggin’ LOVE curry.” 🍛

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“When I was a child I used to think that cicadas buzzing was the sound of the sun being hot.”

#kid logic #cicada

SIMP.

- Lando Calrissian kissing Leia’s hand on meeting her in The Empire Strikes Back, according to Jefferson

#star wars #empire strikes back #generation alpha #gen alpha slang #gen z slang

According to Jefferson, “Bag fries are W” is an ok thing for J to say but I can’t reply “W in the chat, fam” because I’m uncool. Apparently.

#generation alpha #gen alpha slang

[Our dog Ty is allergic to chicken.]

Jefferson: Mom, is Ty a Chicken McNugget?

Me: no he can’t be, because then he’d be allergic to himself.

Jefferson, deadpan: PLANT-BASED Chicken McNugget.

#kid logic #plantbased #dogs #dog person #rescue dog #chicken mcnuggets

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Me, fed up with trying to get Jefferson to go to bed, calling to them as they finally cave and go upstairs: “I love you, spoiled child”

Jefferson, deadpan: “I love you too, exasperated mother.”

Me: Trump says he’s 6’3 now so I guess he’s grown since his last presidency?

Jefferson, without missing a beat: On the X or Y axis?

“It’s such a wholesome movie, even though it’s not. Everyone’s frantic, and then they get beat up, and then everyone’s happy.”

- watching the scene in Home Alone 2 where Kevin gives the turtledove to the pigeon woman

#home alone 2 #home alone

“Is that Jack from Titanic?!?!”

… I was watching Heartstopper. It was Nick / Kit Connor. Same hair different generation I guess?

#titanic #jack dawson #leonardo dicaprio #heartstopper #nick nelson #kit connor #kid logic

“PIP and NUT?? Alvin & the Chipmunks from WISH?!!”

- British food items, according to Jefferson

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“I feel bad for everyone that’s been murdered.”

- Random thoughts from Jefferson

#deep kid thoughts

Ad on tv: 🎶 Take your turkey higher 🎶

Jefferson: But I don’t WANT turkey that’s been injected with drugs!

Me: ……

Jefferson: You know, drugs?? Higher??

#turkey #kid logic #advertising #say no to drugs

These controls are ABSOLUTE DOO-DOO FARTS.

- commentary on Roblox gameplay, by Jefferson, age 11.

#roblox #kid logic

🎶 “I’m a koala para-a-a-ade” 🎶

- Omobolasire, according to Jefferson

#prozaak #omobolasire #90s nostalgia #elder millennial parenting #90s music

“These people’s voices are, like, my childhood”

- Jefferson, age 11, re: Buck Martinez and Dan Shulman calling the Blue Jays game

#blue jays #Buck Martinez #Dan Shulman #kid logic #generation alpha #elder millennial parenting

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And I was like, COLON CAPITAL O.

- what? I’m speaking in like, text speak.

#:O #kid logic #elder millennial parenting #generation alpha

‘All that walking through walls for nothing”

- Jefferson after Gronk missed his field goal kick again this year.

#kick of destiny #superbowl #SB58 #rob gronkowski #gronk

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