How those anons expect toddlers to behave at a children's birthday party:

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How those anons expect toddlers to behave at a children's birthday party:

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I saw a little kid at the farmers market with a full a$$ rumi costume, like purple braid and everything, and I just know it was one of those screaming and kicking situations where they refused to leave the house without their costume.
Human brains are hardwired to find babies cute. That means that babies recognize other babies as babies, but not themselves as babies.
So is cuteness aggression. But babies don't have impulse control. So it's really common for babies to be aggressive with other babies, and it isn't meanness like most people assume.
I had my nieces at the park. The older one hugged the younger one and then announced "get tripped" and immediately shoved her cousin into the wood chips.
April 21, 2026: Coconut, Paul Hostovsky
Coconut Paul Hostovsky
Bear with me I want to tell you something about happiness it's hard to get at but the thing is I wasn't looking I was looking somewhere else when my son found it in the fruit section and came running holding it out in his small hands asking me what it was and could we keep it it only cost 99 cents hairy and brown hard as a rock and something swishing around inside and what on earth and where on earth and this was happiness this little ball of interest beating inside his chest this interestedness beaming out from his face pleading happiness and because I wasn't happy I said to put it back because I didn't want it because we didn't need it and because he was happy he started to cry right there in aisle five so when we got it home we put it in the middle of the kitchen table and sat on either side of it and began to consider how to get inside of it
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Also: + Egg, C.G. Hanzlicek + Bearhug, Michael Ondaatje + This Morning in a Morning Voice, Todd Boss + Will You?, Carrie Fountain
Crack open the past:
2025: An Improvement in Stairs, Mairead Small Staid 2024: April Morning, Jonathan Wells 2023: What I Did Wrong, Marie Howe 2022: This Morning, Jay Wright 2021: Kiss of the Sun, Mary Ruefle 2020: Teaching English from an Old Composition Book, Gary Soto 2019: Easter, Jill Alexander Essbaum 2018: Annunciation, Marie Howe 2017: The Promise, Marie Howe 2016: In the Woods, Kathryn Simmonds 2015: Heat, Jane Hirshfield 2014: What Remains, Ellery Akers 2013: 30th Birthday, Alice Notley 2012: Untitled [I closed the book and changed my life], Bruce Smith 2011: The Forties, Franz Wright 2010: Prayer of the Backhanded, Jericho Brown 2009: A Primer, Bob Hicok 2008: Because You Asked about the Line between Prose and Poetry, Howard Nemerov 2007: Open Letter to the Muse, Kristy Bowen 2006: A Sad Child, Margaret Atwood 2005: The Crunch, Charles Bukowski
April 18, 2026: Still Life with Invisible Canoe, Idra Novey
Still Life with Invisible Canoe Idra Novey
Levinas asked if we have the right To be the way I ask my sons If they’d like to be trees
The way the word tree Makes them a little animal Dancing up and down Like bears in movies Bears I have to say Pretend we are children
At a river one of them says So we sip it pivot in the hallway Call it a canoe
It is noon in the living room We are rowing through a blue That is a feeling mostly
The way drifting greenly Under real trees Is a feeling near holy
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Also by Idra Novey: Meanwhile the Watermelon Seed
Many more parenthood poems.
Suck the marrow out of life with poetry from:
2025: I want a president, Zoe Leonard 2024: Fourteen, Marie Howe 2023: I wanted to be surprised., Jane Hirshfield 2022: Short Talk on Waterproofing, Anne Carson 2021: Cindy Comes To Hear Me Read, Jill McDonough 2020: from This Magic Moment, David Kirby 2019: Poem In Which I Become Wolverine, José Olivarez 2018: In the Beginning God Said Light, Mary Szybist 2017: from Contradictions: Tracking Poems, Adrienne Rich 2016: I Said Yes but I Meant No, Dean Young 2015: Cardinal Cardinal, Stephen Dunn 2014: Ezra Pound’s Proposition, Robert Hass 2013: Wistful sounds like a brand of air freshener, Bob Hicok 2012: Not Getting Closer, Jack Gilbert 2011: Written in Pencil in the Sealed Railway-Car, Dan Pagis 2010: The Moss of His Skin, Anne Sexton 2009: It’s This Way, Nazim Hikmet 2008: The Problem With Skin, Aimee Nezhukumatathil 2007: Serenade, Terrance Hayes 2006: The Old Liberators, Robert Hedin 2005: Morning Song, Sylvia Plath

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Babies are like muppets
New Hobbies in the Family (the amazing magic machine)
Mostly a story of my oldest grandniece (she now has a baby sister, who is adorable and exhausting - we watch them three nights a week while mom works night shift, and baby believes 3:30-5:30 am is the best playtime). Anyway
Great-grandpa got a 3-D printer for Christmas. She adores the magic machine. It's amazing; if she goes upstairs and watches hard and gives Gumpa wide, hopeful eyes, toys appear right before those very eyes.
So far, she has two sizes each of axolotls, llamas, butterflies, and an entire family of mice. Gumpa keeps wasting time making things like bookends and a laptop stand, but if she helps him see sense, boom, a new mouse. It's even better than going shopping with Aunt and Uncle, who are equally susceptible to wide eyes and whose spare room (which was supposed to be my craft room, and now is the child room) looks like a toy store threw up. I know, we asked her a few days ago if she wanted to go to the store, and she did not.
Gumpa also takes her to violin lessons now; she wants to be Lindsay Sterling when she grows up. Gumpa got a puppy for Christmas, and it's the best thing ever, maybe even better than the magic machine.
Aunt says unreasonable thing like 'you can't eat only mac and cheese, you have to have other things sometimes' and 'you have to take a bath, yes I do have to wash your hair' and 'you need to put away some toys before you get more out' and 'it's bedtime'. Grandma can be fun, but she's also making her practice writing and put away toys and eat vegetables. (To be fair, uncle and gumpa do tell her that also. They are just easier to redirect with wide, teary blue eyes and a sniffle.)
Gumpa is her new favorite. Uncle is plotting out a fantastic castle loft bed to build in the guest room to get back in the running.