Tapa occasionally makes a noise that sounds just like Marge Simpson's disappointed groan and we don't really know why.
Me: I think she makes Marge noises because she wants the windows open.
Bf: Well, I think she does it because she's a cat.
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Tapa occasionally makes a noise that sounds just like Marge Simpson's disappointed groan and we don't really know why.
Me: I think she makes Marge noises because she wants the windows open.
Bf: Well, I think she does it because she's a cat.

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>stop laxatives about two weeks ago >no issues at all >still pain in side >PCP has kind of written me off so trying to follow every rule she's set me >still pain in side >get up to walking a mile no problem >get ballsy and try for two >agonized_screeching.mp3 >still hurts a week later >still no trouble shitting??? >go to urgent care >doctor presses on all the digestive spots >does it hurt here? >no >does it hurt here? >no >touches my ribcage >even_more_agonized_screeching.mp3 >....ma'am that's not your digestive tract, that's your chest wall >have had an injury underneath everything this entire time >kind of afraid to walk at all now
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has anyone done this yet idk?
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i know this is unhelpful but getting pregnant fixed my stomach issues
i know you didnt mean this as a suggestion but i keep thinking about how fucking funny it would be as one. life hack for sorting out your IBS dont worry about all the brand new problems it'll create for you.
A few days ago I was cooking and pretending I was hosting a Food Network show, as you do. I started to say something about fresh, traditional flavors that would make my family proud... And then remembered I'm Midwestern Nordic (is there anything green in hot dish?) on one side and sharecropper English (grandma D's breakfast special: Sanka and a Virginia Slim) on the other
It got me kind of down for a while. Then I made tuna salad and realized I routinely fight with bf over what belongs in it, so there's probably a there there after all
Illustration for a 1906 edition of H. G. Wells's 1898 The War of the Worlds, by Henrique Alvim Corrêa

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The Great Prehistoric Search. Written by Jane Bingham, illustrated by Ian Jackson. Published in 2004.
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‘if you’re depressed and anxious, why not do some exercise!’
The other day a neighbor asked if this toy has a name and I didn’t want to admit that my mother calls it “his carcass”

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one sup of this will have you demanding the news