#kc headcanons

I decided I would make something explaining Buck and Tommy's skill levels in the caféverse ♡

Tommy's customer service is a 4/5 because sometimes customers ask silly questions and get sarcastic answers. But nobody's really complaining because Tommy's coffee is amazing. Everyone in LA raves about it. He's a pretty damn good cook but can't bake anything that isn't a lasagna. (Unlike Buck, he's never burnt a lasagna)

Buck is the happy face of the café with flawless customer service. His coffee tastes like dirt 9 times out of 10 unless Tommy is there to help him. If Tommy isn't there to help him, you better believe they're on facetime/texting. He can cook his butt off but he's always experimenting and burning something.

We're not going to address the frequent health code violations. They've both learned to respect the kitchen more.

Summary: The one who Angel falls for has an equally busy and demanding schedule for a diffrent reason. You are a cheerleader, dancing for one of the most competitive and beloved team in the country. Would a relationship with an equal busy woman who secretly a serial killer work? (sorry its short)

First of all you never meant to get invited to a serial killer group chat, that was never meant to happen. It was a simple blog ask as you're truly curious how easy it would feel to kill someone with a crowbar, so sue you! Writing was your side gig and it was easy to do one the road.

Yet here you are, a group of serial killers sitting on your screen who think you are one too... might as well play along for a little bit.

The main thing you stated was just how crazy your schedule is, often demanding long days working, practicing, or traveling. The start of the week you would be in the south and by the end of it you were up north still working your ass off. That's was one of the many things that attracted you to Angel.

She would defend you and even decided to check up on you after you were interrogated by Ronin so harshly and often. It was a breath of fresh air in a hectic life you find yourself tangled in. Plus the business of work was something she understood more than anyone else could understand.

There would be a point where you just come clean about your job, after all they all have a rough idea that Angel is a YouTuber. Admitting to being a cheerleader would come naturally when you mentioned the heat they had you working in.

<you>: I can't believe the weather today. It's nearly 100°F and the show must go one :(

<felicite>: That does not seem safe... <you>: That's cheerleading for you.

Based on the fact that she did send you a link to one of her YouTube videos when Ronin brought it up in main chat, therefore you have probably sent her a few of the videos of your cheerleading routines. The two would bond on having a rather demanding job that never seems to allow any rest with a side gig that is more for their own enjoyment.

When the relationship eventually happens the two of you would become a known power couple. It would probably start with trying to keep both of your public lives separate until someone took a photo of you guys and posted like "OMG!!! Maria de la Rosa is besties with mc!!!"

Yeah, that wouldn't really bug any of you until different dating rumors of you dating a male friend, and (with permission) a cute romantic story on her social media. Ronin does bring it up to both of you, along with main chat... the shovel talk is getting rather boring.

After killing her old manager and finally taking control of her schedule would mean that she would have more time to be with you, if you weren't a cheerleader. Voice calls are the greatest thing ever when it's football season and you're traveling, she would probably have that be her busy season so you could hang out more during your off season.

A/N: Alright, we’ve reached probably I’m guessing a lot of favourites’ egyptian god, especially for the Underworld kids out there (I see you going over the Hades, Thanatos, and Persephone demigod H/Cs 👀) and one of the favourite gods depicted in the Kane Chronicles. This was fun to do because I had to write between Anubis and Walt so there’s a lot going on, but writing this reminded me that the love triangle between Anubis, Walt, and Sadie, that Rick wrote as canon, can be interpreted as polyamory and the fact that Walt and Anubis are very devoted to Sadie is based and terrifying. EGYPTIAN GODS AND THEIR MAGICIANS MASTERLIST {A03} || {TUMBLR}

King Candy suffers from night terrors and sleepwalks often; Turbo- he chalks it all up to nothing but a severe glitch, but sometimes... KC would question his sanity afterward. Those 10 years after the RoadBlasters incident really made a dent in his mental health, and an even bigger one in his ego.

King Candy- Turbo does have hair under his helmet! His hair is like Lon Chaney's hairstyle as Erik, the Phantom of the Opera, in 1925:

He went bald over time due to the stress of surviving off of abandoned, hidden areas to bunker in, on top of his sleeping troubles.

Tur- KC -bo is highly fashionable, and as a result very hygienic. He always wants to appear like the jolly king of Sugar Rush, so he had to pick up the habit of using every single beauty product, colognes, deordorants, the works.

He usually smells like pure, sugary vanilla! Sometimes, he's cotton candy, peach gummies, or dark chocolate coffee beans :3

This is because, if he doesn't keep up, the sweat dripping from his forehead, the clamminess of his palms, everything would begin to smell strangely... metallic.

KC is known for his puns, but those who have personally met him would soon discover that he has a really dark sense of humor, especially when talking about the race or making a few adjustments for the Fungdeon.

Even Sour Bill, iconically known for his "minimum wage worker" attitude, finds his king's humor too much.

Unlike what many would usually think, Sour Bill is considered to be KC's friend. "Friend" or rather, a pawn for him to secure his position as the King of Sugar Rush.

...maybe both?

His Royal Puffiness has his own liquor brand, as well as a full cellar of various beverages from Sugar Rush. His favorite casual drink is Amentollado, and he always hides a bottle in a secret compartment in every room within the castle. In case of emergencies.

Sometimes, he would secretly switch out the tea with his chosen drink for the day while having tea, just for the heck of it.

i’ve been thinking for a long time about how the story will end. who dies when. life doesn’t go on forever. but who dies first and leaves the other alone?

Starscream is terrified of leaving Sparklight alone on Cybertron - despite her having spent millions of years there, it’s still an alien world to her. there are things she’ll never become accustomed to. and he doesn’t want to leave her alone. he feels awful just thinking about it. her life hasn’t been easy - it wasn’t easy as a human, and it wasn’t easy as a bot. she’s been through a lot, and she doesn’t have the strength, the resilience, that he does. he wants her to die first so that she can get the rest she deserves.

Sparklight would rather he go first so that he doesn’t have to go through losing yet another thing so important to him. she’s younger, after all. it makes sense for him to go first. he’s lived such a long life with so much pain and suffering - she wants to outlive him because he deserves to rest in peace without facing another loss, another hardship, first.

maybe neither can die first. maybe they have to go together. they’ve done nearly everything together for the past x million years. there was never a separation they couldn’t overcome. they were made for each other. having only one survive would be like losing one shoe. peanut butter without jelly. etc etc etc.

but then where does that leave the girls?

their beautiful twin girls. Starlight and Starbright. the doctor and the dancer. they’d be fully grown by then, they’d have been adults for several million years by the time their parents were reaching the ends of their lifespans. but losing both parents at once would still be a massive blow. would it be better to lose them in quick succession, though? losing one, then knowing the other is going to go soon. they wouldn’t have time to get over the loss of one before losing the other. so perhaps it’s better to lose them at the same time.

it’ll hurt no matter what.

so maybe it’s for the best that they go together, when they’re ready. maybe they’ve spoken about it at length over the years. even way back when they were still on the Nemesis, before the girls were even born. if one were to get sick or injured and die prematurely, then the other would do their best to survive without them. but if they reached a certain age - if they got old enough - they’d pick a date and die together, in each other’s arms.

together even in death. together for eternity.