#kay

arthur pulling the sword from the stone is so funny to me conceptually because can you IMAGINE being kay in that situation. you break your sword in the tournament so you go up to your shitty twelve year old brother and ask him to get you a new sword so you can yknow keep fighting in the tournament. when he comes back he hands you the sword that you know full well means that he's the rightful king of england. he's also like twelve. you think you should kneel but your body doesn't want to work that way. you ask him where in the fuck he got the sword and he confirms that it is indeed from the big fuckoff rock in the church. he doesn't seem to realize that pulling it makes you king of england. just kind of to see what happens you yell that you pulled the sword from the stone. they ask you to prove it and obviously you can't so arthur goes "hey i actually did it :)" and he puts it back in the stone and then pulls it out again and suddenly everyone in the room is kneeling and you're just standing there like an idiot because okay, sure, what the fuck, your brother is the rightful king of england, why not. arthur looks like he's panicking. it takes a full like ten seconds for you to realize that you staying standing looks like defiance to the king so you kneel. and then your dad asks him "hey since we raised you can you have your brother do all your paperwork forever" and you just kind of have to deal. i would be so pissed off