#jun moon

lele (fancytokyo) line no seventeen :p 💗

exactly now we are talking who doesn’t love a little sexy animosity in their lives! 

it’s fun that this question isn’t about existing enemies so i take that as an invite to just start feuds for no reason. 

1. TALLULAH VS. MARIE/LANA: yes im a feminist and i believe that women should work together but ALSO rumor has it that all three of these ladies are trying to start some kinda fashion boutique so nvm i love drama so much i wanna know which one of these top bitches is THE! TOP! BITCH! 

2. TIANA VS. REMY. BATTLE OF FINE DINING! Tiana’s Place is quickly becoming the go-to place for date night, family night, when you’re celebrating a minor promotion or a good grade in class etc. etc. She’s pushing out a Swynlake staple! Rewriting history...and doing it with cheaper (but delicious) food. Would absolutely love a smear campaign to begin or even better, for both of them to launch special discounts to attract crowds :) 

3. PHILLIP K. VS. MIM AMBROSIUS: ok so tech she’s a kid so they should probably never interact but would love to see mim take down phillip with a extremely detailed infographic. Mim, Phillip represents the patriarchy you want to dismantle. FIGHT THE MAN! 

4. JUN MOON VS. PHINEAS: frankly am shocked this has not happened. phineas has never followed a rule in his life; jun loves rules. PHINEAS its time to launch some ridiculous scheme in front of the Moon Market so you can get yourself a proper nemesis! 

5. THE ACHERONS VS. MARY GIBBS. Oh c’mon! She’s like the poster child for spreading bad press for demons + their ghost friends. And since “Hades” (fake name) is a “medium” (absolutely fake cover) why are you not trying to make Mary “disappear” like all your past employees sans Tony Rydinger? Mary, Hades is a professional demon or something. Like, yes he’s super hot, but I’m just saying, you’re slacking here! 

Hi Swynlake! I know it can be SO difficult this time of year to think of a politically correct, and appropriate, and sensitive, but still very scary (!!) and creative (!!) costume for Halloween. So I’ve decided to compile a list of safe options for everyone!

Not jiving with any of these options? Or maybe you want me to come up with a costume for you (or a friend) specifically? Just drop the name in my ask! 

Now let’s get to it!

You know, I’m glad you asked and I think we all know the answer: our favourite Board Member and Pet Groomer, Gregory Eeyore.

AND SO!! I’ve photoshopped him into a couple of amazing feel good holiday movies, not Hallmark, but better! 

Movie: Nativity! Starring Greg and all his guests at Ruff to Fluff Grooming, including Simber’s three Golden Retriever children as the Three Golden Stars :) Sparkle and Shine!

Movie: The Muppet Christmas Carol, which everyone knows is THE superior Christmas Carol adaptation. I like that this poster already incorporated animals so all I had to do was bring in ol’ Jun Moon as Scrooge, Seamus as Jacob Marley (b/c all billionaires are going to hell etc), Lachlann as Bob Cratchit and of course everyone’s favourite-- Greg as Tiny Tim! 

Movie: When Harry met Sally, but gay and better! YES this is a holiday movie-- it is a NEW YEARS EVE movie, b/c the party doesn’t stop when December 25 ends. While I don’t necessarily ship Gregory and Tito yet (because I think Greg should be with me), I am sure a little bit of romancing would really bring the holiday magic. I’d sure watch it! 

oh didnt u know?? much like periods, engagements are CONTAGIOUS! Unfortunately I don't think Isa will be the next one down the aisle though. My predictions are...

Holley and Flynn get engaged by the end of Christmas! They got together roughly around then, so why not seal it under the mistletoe?

As soon as Al ties the knot, we're gonna see Jun down on one knee...