#jshit

(Ooh jschlatt design because I'm emo)

I am stuck between the idea of doing either :

Shlatt being an adult friend to Philza and occasionally helping him w/ child stuff but mostly being their to be the fun uncle. (maybe Tubbo’s dad idk)

Or

Like, The story line is so GOOD but the relationships are just— fucked.

First of all, why in fucks name, if you were planning to have the fairy race be romantically involved with other races, make them look like literal fucking CHILDREN?

It sounds ridiculous to make a big deal out of it but.. It is BEYOND fucked up for Ban to confuse a HUMAN CHILD with his fucking GIRLFRIEND. No, I’m not kidding.

BAN, THAT IS A FUCKING BABY. A PREPUBESCENT CHILD.

And then you have King and Diane who are a thing, but King watched Diane grow up from a baby to a woman, how is that type of involvement.. ROMANTIC? He was pretty much an adult watching her grow up, and promising to protect her and all that shit, so it would make a LOT more sense for him to have a fatherly/brotherly bond with her. Come on man.

And it’s not even subtle, there are CLEARLY more suitable love interests for both Diane and Ban that could’ve been relatively normal in the sense that they don’t give off pedophilic vibes, but they purposely went nowhere. Bottom line is, if you are planning to involve the fairy race in romantic relationships with OTHER races, you should reconsider having their designs reflect toddler age humans.

And no, I don’t think you get to use the excuse that fairies are thousands of years old. Their anatomy is purposely meant to reflect that of human children, because the other women in 7DS are appropriately developed to reflect their age. Fairies are stuck looking like 6 year olds from the get go. I mean, don’t Ban and Elaine have a kid later?

In conclusion, Ban should’ve known better because he’s human and even the dumbest humans have a clear base understanding of the developmental stages in their species and everyone in that fucking series is sus.

I’m still writing a bnha AU about it tho. I mean, demon/goddess AB lovers destined to meet for eternity, A cursed with eternal life and B with eternal reincarnation?

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