#jonjaydami

Cause I'll be writing and then blink back into existence and realize....wait...what do you mean I'm not two gay men making out under the moonlight??

Then I'll have to take a couple of seconds to collect myself cause I just imagined and wrote in such detail about living a life with another man and I need to mourn over the loss of that.

And then you gotta just sit there like this for a couple of minutes

-Jay is one of those people it's teeth grittingly infuriating to go shopping with because not one damn thing looks bad on him. Jon's favorite activity is digging through the most garish shit he can find, coming back with the most hideous monstrosity of a garment you have ever laid eyes on, and watching Jay put it on and somehow??? It looks good??? It doesn't even clash with his hair??? Jon thinks it's hilarious and he's very glad not to be the supermodel in this relationship. It's all fun and games until word of it somehow reaches Starfire so now Jay has been roped into actually doing a modeling campaign with her that works to raise awareness of various and sundry things major politicians would rather nobody talk about. Jon is content to sit on the sidelines and bring his boyfriend coffee but Jay drags him into appearing in a few of the photoshoots.

-it catches on very quickly that if you use Kryptonite to take the second Superman down Gossamer will show up halfway through your victory speech, sometimes with Robin or Supernova or, on one absolutely horrifying occasion, Lois Lane, and he will quickly and efficiently put you in the ICU. Everyone thinks Superman is Gossamer's scary dog privilege until they actually manage to take him down and enjoy their victory for half a second before they lose an eye.

-similarly, if you actually manage to catch Gossamer (how the fuck), you will have the world's angriest Kryptonian on your hands. Unlike the old one, if you break out the Kryptonite to take away his powers, this one pulls a knife and shanks you (Jon getting his powers taken away and immediately resorting to everything he's learned via being friends with Damian is everything to me).

-any Supertruth coffee shop AU must feature Jay mainlining espresso like he's trying to meet God and Jon the barista eventually tracking him down after work because he has serious concerns about Jay's health.

-I'd sell a kidney to see a Mircaulous Ladybug AU featuring these two I think that shit would be hilarious.

-I may or may not actually end up writing a fic where, immediately post liberation, Gamorra holds an election and someone adds 'crown Jay Nakamura king and call it a day' as a joke but it wins and now everyone has to live with it. Definitely crack treated seriously, but I think it'd be a fun situation to throw everyone into.

*some random homophobic man pushing past them*: get out of the way! (*calls them slurs*)

Jay rolling up his sleeves: Hey ya coward get back here!

Jonathan panicking: uh-! Wait!

The homophobic man turning around and expecting a fight he could win: what? *said sarcastically*

Jay: you forgot to say that to our OTHER boyfriend :3

Random man: wha-

*Damian son of Batman Wayne popping up with murderous intent behind the man*

*Jonathan and Jay watching the man scream*:

The choas that would be released if and when Damians brothers find out he's dating another hero and the shovel talk that would soon be after. The thing is they already have Jonathan a shovel talk cause they had always kinda assumed they'd end up together but when they didn't they were not only shocked but super angry.

But of course they leave it alone cause they don't want to damage their little brothers friendships cause they know he doesn't have many but they notice slowly how much Jonathan and Jay start coming over.

Maybe once every other week becomes every week and then almost every day they are always catching Damian texting someone and smiling at his phone. They become confused.

Soon they start their own investigations cause is Damian dating someone? And on patrol maybe they find Damian sneaking a kiss to Jay and they absolutely loose it.

The theories just run wild!!

Jason: soooo our brothers a home wrecker?

Dick: noooo I raised him better then that!! :(

Tim: I just think it's like one of those stories with the love triangle?

Jason: I know you read wattpad and ao3 but leave it out of this

Tim: you know what wattpad is?

Cue to Damian overhearing this and deciding to be an absolute menace. I think from then on he ropes his boyfriends into pranking them by not knowing who's dating who until the batkids break down and finally sit Damian down to talk to him. Then the big reveal they were dating all along.

What surprises Damian is when money starts being passed around.

Damian: you made...bets?

Tim: well duh *rolls eyes*

Damian is about to kill him until Bruce walks in and raises an eyebrow.

Dick: they are all dating

Damian in shock: :0

Bruce just walks over to the table and grabs the biggest cash pile.

Bruce: by the way Jay is a very informative young man. I approve

All the batkids in shock- :0

Jay: * about to eliminate his black cat boyfriend*

Damain: actually-*says something completely inarguebly right*

Jay: *trying to use any excuse to win. Realizing he's eating cereal at 2:34 am*

-when Jay gets he tries to hide it as long as possible. He can manage maybe a couple of hours with shrugging it off and pretending he's just down before Damian and Jonathan corner him about it (Damian had been suspecting he was sick but tried to give Jay time to come to them. Jonathan could almost smell the fact he had a virus but at first thought it wasn't enough to know which one of his boyfriends had it and kept misplacing the smell). They both drop everything to take care of him and as much as he's mad about it he let's them. Especially since Damian is about ready to tie him down. He secretly also enjoys the attention. Damian reading to him and Jonathan bringing him soup.

-when Jonathan gets sick both Jay and Damian over react. He probably just got a space flu but since they are so used to him being invulnerable (I mean he is still half human so he could maybe be susceptible to some flu's or colds). They at first act like he's dying. Taking him to the bat cave and constantly trying to check in on him and even putting sun lamps over him. Of course the sun lamps help but his immune system is what really is what's fighting the virus. Alfred eventually tells them to leave the poor boy alone and to let him rest and his dad and mom come to visit. They al have a small family evening leaving the cave and spending it upstairs. But Damian brings up another lamp before they all settle in and let it pass over.

-When Damian gets sick he also tries to hide it but he can manage to do it longer then what Jay can. Eventually when they find out they berate him for doing that. Even though Jay mainly pouts because he knows he can't say much. They call up Grayson and Alfred and they bring over supplies and they visit, wishing Damian well and bringing his favorite plant based meals with lots of protein before they depart and his boyfriends definitely don't use him as an excuse not to go on patrol or go to work as they curl around him. Though Damian knows he can take care of his trophy husband's just fine he's glad they will drop anything to be by his side. He has the hardest time still being vulnerable and they still give him his space while taking care of him. Jay and Jonathan take turns cleaning around the house and heating up the meals Alfred brought over. Before they know it Damian is back to himself and pushing them off of him to get a shower.

Banned games include-

-uno

-connect four

- sorry

-trouble

-pie face (Jon got it as a funny game to play and let's just say it ended with it going out the window and Jay eating so much whipped cream he got physically sick. Jonathan had never been so scared for a plastic toy in his life)

Video games are a bit harder but there have been several that have been banned on multi-player games. Jon had to be the one to wrestle it from both Jay and Damian and take the games for the younger kids to play with and even at desperately at time donated the games to good will just so they wouldn't be in the apartment anymore.

Jay and Damian both have a fiery spirit when it comes to loosing and when they are put on games they become instant enemies. Jonathan has accepted the fact that he has gone to winning maybe 1 out of 20 rounds but now between the two of them 1 out 40. He doesn't mind however cause he likes to have fun with his boyfriends when they all have some time to themselves. But on the other hand watching Jay and Damian having a silent glaring battle over a game of chess is scary.

He knows they love each other but they have a competitive streak that both leaves run out and dry after playing an intense game. But that doesn't mean they don't have games they play together. They play occult of the lamb, started valley and animal crossing together as well as things like majong (I hope I spelled that right) especially after a rough week when all of them can just crash on their couch and pretend they aren't people together.