#jomily

Who’s Jamila you ask? Short answer: Amir’s childhood friend who was cut from the podcast. (she assumed she was going to marry Amir)

We totally should have gotten her. Her and Percy Jr teaming up to be Malkia's Heartland Stoppers.

I'm hoping Season 3 will have her.

Or just more Easterners in general.

And I really hope she isn't just there to be upset about the wedding. Like, give her more than that.

Wouldn't it be funny if Cecily got a crush on her when she showed up?

And Joan's like "wait, why do I not like this?"

Oooh. Jealous Joan?

What if she tries to get Joan to be jealous of her by dating Jamila, but Jamila's a little bit too passive aggressive and sarcastic to her liking and gives up, thinking that Joan will never like her. But really Joan is BURNING with jealousy.

Cecily and Jamila break up spectacularly, maybe even at Rumir's wedding reception. And it's not until weeks later that both of them are just happy with themselves when Joan finally admits her feelings.

It's not going to be a love triangle thingy right?

I don't think so…

The only kind of love triangle I like is the one where they all stop being dumb and then all get together. Poly-am rights!

Wait. What, what if… Joan, Jamila, and Cecily. Three flawless women falling in love with each other.

It could literally be the whole "Cecily has two hands" meme

JoMiLy

Jomily!!!

Dang Cecily! Why did KCS let you have 2 gfs?

Jamila tries to get them to know that she likes them both but she's used to using flowery confusing language for EVERYTHING and Cecily thinks she's insulting her and Joan thinks that she's just being formal to her as a knight

Rupert and Amir are like "GET TOGETHER ALREADY"

Rupert and Amir are the fangirls of a tv series wanting the main characters to just friggin k i s s! (but replace the tv series with Jomily)

Literally

They spend the night before their wedding plotting to get the three of them together.

Just imagine that conversation

Amir's just like "What have I gotten myself into?" while they're writing ideas down on a chalk board

Rupert is like aggressively pouring out ideas while Amir's all like "help why am I here"

Rupert: We're sitting them at the same table at the reception, obviously. We just need to move your finance guy. Amir: Don't move him to that table! He hates your silk lady.

Joan comes in unexpectedly and they flip the chalkboard over to reveal something inane like "Are Teddy Bears Better Than Security Blankets" and then Rupert launches into a prepared monologue about why both are good.

Rupert has such strong opinions on everything oh my god I love him

Rupert giving Cecily advice disguised as him shipping other people with her and she just. Doesn't. get it.

Rupert: Sometimes… you can love… two people… and that's beautiful.

Cecily: [gasp!] are you having an affair????

Rupert is just stuttering, trying to fix his mistake and Cecily is just ">:0"

Cecily: Rupeeeeee! I can't believe you would even consider - do you have any idea what kind of political repercussions this could have??? Let alone your marriage - if you even still get married - Cecily: I - I think I have to tell Amir.

Cecily: And does that mean the forest would come back if you two broke up?! You could doom both kingdoms again just to have some fling with… whoever!

Rupert: AAAAAAAAAAAA

Amir: Cecily thinks you're cheating on me.

She teams up with Joan and Jamila to look into the "affair" and in the process all three of them realize their feelings.

Rupert realizes it's working and goes to Amir like "okay, so we have to pretend I'm having an affair."

Amir's just like ?????? Rupert: It's for love.

Rupert: I'm not really - I mean, you know me and you know I'd never -  Amir: Yeah, yeah I got that, I know. Amir: But just - what?

Amir: I thought she… "shimped" us or whatever

Rupert comes up with this like intricate plan to get them together, complete with notes, and Amir's just all "??????? wHY?????"

Amir: did you have a plan like this to get us together??? Rupert: oh not at all. All my judgement at the time was just "huh, pretty boy, hope we don't die."

Rating: Explicit Relationships: Emily Prentiss/Jordan Todd Additional Tags: Edgeplay | High Risk BDSM Practices, Blood Kink, Blood Drinking, Blood As Lube, Fingerfucking, Rough Oral Sex, Restraints, Dom/sub Play, Dom Emily Prentiss, Punishment, Cutting, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, CM Kink Bingo 2024, (Implied) JJ/Emily Summary:

Emily teaches the newest member of the BAU a thing or two about being patient.

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS ABOUT THEM!! They 100% hooked up after '52 Pickup', that's canon. I wish we had more fics about these two because GOD the sexiness between the two of them is 🥵🥵🥵. For sure can see them as a friends with benefits arrangement while Jordan was with the team

“You’re on Facebook? You should add me”

That night, Emily set up a Facebook profile and added Jordan. Jordan did the typical “new friend profile stalk” and Emily only had one other friend and it’s Obama.