#johnlock funny

John: *nervous laughter * did you mean guys-

John: Sorry, I’ve been doing things.

John:

John: ...Sherlock, we’re not engaged

Sherlock:

Sherlock: well shit

John: Yes

Sherlock: What if i bake them at 4000°C for one minute??

John: NO THATS NOT HOW YOU MAKE COOKIES

Sherlock: HOW ABOUT I BAKE THEM AT 400000000°C FOR 1 SECOND???

John: SHERLOCK YOU'RE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN NO

Sherlock: IM GOING TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

John: SHERLOCK NO!!

Abnormally, my dear Watson

Beneficiary, my dear Watson

Cardiology, my dear Watson

Diabolically, my dear Watson

Elementary, my dear Watson

Fundamentally, my dear Watson

Geographically, my dear Watson

Hospitality, my dear Watson

Incidentally, my dear Watson

Judiciary, my dear Watson

Knowingly, my dear Watson

Legitimately, my dear Watson

Monarchy, my dear Watson

Normally, my dear Watson

Originally, my dear Watson

Patiently, my dear Watson

Quality, my dear Watson

Reasonably, my dear Watson

Scientifically, my dear Watson

Terminally, my dear Watson

Understandably, my dear Watson

Viciously, my dear Watson

Watchfully, my dear Watson

Xylophone, my dear Watson

Yearningly, my dear Watson

John: Hmm?

Sherlock: *Takes a human heart out of his pocket* Will you be my valentine?

John: Wait-

Sherlock: No John, *takes a human ear out of a cabinet* hear me out please

John:Why, WHY, can't you just write a card like normal people-

Sherlock: And maybe at the end of the night I can give you- *walks towards the fridge *