#funny johnlock

John:And now?

Abnormally, my dear Watson

Beneficiary, my dear Watson

Cardiology, my dear Watson

Diabolically, my dear Watson

Elementary, my dear Watson

Fundamentally, my dear Watson

Geographically, my dear Watson

Hospitality, my dear Watson

Incidentally, my dear Watson

Judiciary, my dear Watson

Knowingly, my dear Watson

Legitimately, my dear Watson

Monarchy, my dear Watson

Normally, my dear Watson

Originally, my dear Watson

Patiently, my dear Watson

Quality, my dear Watson

Reasonably, my dear Watson

Scientifically, my dear Watson

Terminally, my dear Watson

Understandably, my dear Watson

Viciously, my dear Watson

Watchfully, my dear Watson

Xylophone, my dear Watson

Yearningly, my dear Watson

John: Have you ever been cheated on?

Sherlock: Of course no problem

Sherlock: Took extra care of his hair today, suggesting he has to go somewhere later, looks good on him, although I prefer-

Sherlock:

Mycroft:

Sherlock: Anyway, he's wearing a new sweater, it's absolutely hideous and since it's winter it's probably a Christmas present, probably wears it out of guilt, it doesn't matter though, he still looks hot -

Mycroft:

Sherlock: You know who is even more beautiful?

Molly: *blushing* who?

John:

John: Good.