#jls split

Farewell Boys; here's my homage and Top 5 of JLS

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This Week In My Bedroom...

I confessed a hygiene issue I suffered in ‘the stupidest thing I’ve done this week’.

In my defence right, when you fake tan you’re not supposed to put deodorant on straight after because it turns green... I just forgot to put it on altogether.

Don’t pretend like you’ve never done it, I didn’t smell that bad it was just a slightly funky smell ya know, like barely noticeable, not sweaty minger you end up sat next to on the bus.

It was nothing to worry about... honestly.

After I’d addressed this issue...

It was time for this week’s idiots of the world and they were some beauties I have to tell you, here’s a little hint into what it sounded like.

As usual here’s all the boring real stories should you want to read up on them.

Peter Andre’s latest gig?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/4902363/peter-andre-to-host-60-minute-makeover.html

If you hate your cat:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/4901347/comedy-website-mycatisadickcom-shames-badly-behaved-cats.html

Careful what you watch:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4901726/New-Blackberry-mobile-phone-feature-tells-pals-if-youre-watching-porn-online.html

LOL LOL LOL ROFL...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/x_factor/4900935/x-factor-christopher-maloney-to-give-away-single-for-free.html

For private twosies:

http://metro.co.uk/2013/04/24/are-you-embarrassed-by-your-toilet-noises-get-the-fake-shower-app-3664504/

Aye mate if you say so:

http://metro.co.uk/2013/04/23/erotic-novelist-chad-leslie-peters-seeks-female-companion-on-craigslist-for-affair-3663469/

Holy s**t there’s a tiger in the bathroom:

http://metro.co.uk/2013/04/23/woman-escaped-circus-tiger-bathroo-3662968/

Then I decided to share with you my latest video...

Which I featured as this week’s ‘Best Thing I’ve Heard’, but really it was just the best place to slot it into the podcast.

So JLS have spilt up this week, people are sad yeah, blah blah. Honestly I just wanted a video to make people laugh, try and be a bit light hearted about it ya know? 

Then I got this comment...

I mean I don’t think at any point during the video I said that JLS ‘had no talent’. I actually quite like their music, it’s alright to listen to yeah. I was more ranting about the fact that they’re basically telling everyone that they’re splitting up just so they can make their last millions!

I mean seriously? What other reason do they have to tell their fans right before they release a greatest hits album and a final ‘farewell’ UK tour.

So you know... calm your passions die hard JLS fans, it’s only an opinion.

Did you know that they’d recalled all the JLS condoms though? Because they’ve split...

Then I got into in depth deep conversation...

About Brian’s, do you know a Brian? The only Brian I know is the dog from family guy, so when someone asked me if I knew Brian the other day, I decided to use it for this week’s Google VS My Brain... or Brian (see what I did there).

Yeah I’ve confused myself with that too, it makes more sense on the Podcast I promise.

Finally it was time for some tuneage...

I know I must say this every week, but this honestly is the best song I’ve ever featured on Bedroom Banter.

I have listened to it over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. It is totes A- MAZING!

Words cannot tell you how good it is now matter how hard I try so just have a listen and love it!

If you want to see more from these guys (you will not be disappointed) then head over to their Soundcloud page: https://soundcloud.com/eva-blaze/queen-of-a-pharoah-philip-7

That’s all from me today, have a fab week!

To each and every JLSter, our beloved fans around the world. We wanted to make sure that you heard it from the four of us, that we have decided to bring our time as a band to an end. It has been the most incredible journey over the last 6 years and we have achieved more things than we could have ever dreamed possible. 

Thanks to all of you guys, your support, your dedication and your love, you have changed our lives forever and we wouldn't be where we are today without you.

We are currently in the studio working on what will be our last album- Goodbye; The Greatest Hits. We will be bringing you a new single later in the year to coincide with the album and the tour. Goodbye; The Greatest Hits Tour will be the last time that we will perform together as a 4 and we want to make sure that this tour is the best ever and that we end on a high! We will always remain brothers and friends and we will always be your boys.

We will continue to work on the JLS Foundation after our split, as we want to raise as much money and awareness as possible for great causes and our partner Cancer Research UK. We also want to continue the legacy that we started 3 years ago with the Foundation and we hope that you always continue to support that.

As always we will continue to support each other and we hope you will enjoy watching us grow individually in our new chapters going forward.We want to look at this final year as a celebration of all that we have achieved together. We hope you can look back and remember all the great moments that you have been responsible for.

All that's left to say is the biggest THANK YOU for following us from day 1 and every day since then. 

You are truly the best fans in the world and we will always love you.

OJAM x