#jealous regulus

Evan: Isn’t that just-

Regulus: No. Shut up. Shut the fuck up. You are literally so fucking unfunny that it hurts. It physically hurts my body knowing that people still think murder is funny. I cant believe im saying this but do you guys know how chronically online you all are, thinking that saying “oOh iM a rEVeRsE nECrOmANcER i LOvE tO kiLL pEOpLe” is genuinely funny and will get everyone in the room shitting themselves from laughter?? cause its not. It’s fucking not. In fact, its the unfunniest fucking joke ever. Not just any joke about killing people. This one specifically. Its so unfunny and stupid. Nobody is fucking laughing at that, Barty. It makes you look like a greasy emo kid who has never been outside once in their life and uses tumblr religiously. Like not even the funny side of tumblr. the fucking unfunny side filled with overused jokes about murder and illegal acts. Honestly, youre so unfunny, Barty. Fuck you.

Barty:

Evan:

Barty, whispering: What happened to him?

Regulus is jealous because James likes Lily and Sirius found a new brother

They “date” in front of them, Remus sitting at slytherin, Them holding hands, etc etc

James's birthday might as well have been a school holiday. It meant a huge scene at breakfast, a catastrophic prank, and a gigantic, alcohol-filled party, the entire room giving James everything he asked for.

And Regulus in the corner, looking on.

Girls fawned over the birthday boy, leaning on his shoulder like he was their only means of balance, whispering in his ear in a way that Regulus assumed they though was seductive but was actually hard to watch, giggling and laughing and blushing as James politely spoke to all of them.

Lily and Pandora sat on either side of him, trying to engage him in conversation, even as he clutched his plastic cup and ignored them both.

But after a few minutes, his stomach lurched. Because James was watching him. And carefully, always so polite, he separated himself from the crowd surrounding him, apologetically shrugging and grinning good-naturedly, before walking toward Regulus with purpose.

And damn, maybe Regulus shouldn't have had a drink, because his stomach felt all bubbly.

"Reg! What're you doing over here?" James asked, face a bit red from drink.

"Letting you have your moment," Regulus responded, trying to smile, even as jealousy coursed through him.

But James frowned, and said sincerely, "But...I don't want my moment. I want to spend my birthday with you."

Affection flowed through Regulus's body at the words, and Pandora nudged his side with her elbow, looking at him expectantly.

"I..." he sighed, knowing he would regret asking, but he always did cave when it came to James. "D'you want to dance, James?"

The birthday boy's face lit up. "Yes! Oi, Moony! Start the music!"

And, allowing himself to be dragged into the crowd and pulled into James's embrace, Regulus smirked despite himself.

jealous Regulus please save me

regulus: kill you

barty: i'm-

regulus: if i can't have you than nobody else will, duh babe

Regulus, wondering why Potter is asking him a dance:

Regulus: No. (refusing as a matter of form)

James, charmed: Allow me to keep you company then.

Regulus: Don't you have someone else to annoy, other than me?