#janwan

Garotas amam rosa.

Shit wait I just remembered I’m literally already writing that one lmao nvm. Obi-Wan ends up on a thriving agricorps world where he’s instantly snatched up by Qui-Gon (the force told him new baby at the port is HIS new baby and that’s how he adopted Feemor and Xanatos too) who is a textile worker and while showing Obi-Wan around the area they’d decided Obi-Wan would fit in with best, Obi-Wan falls in love with the lamb-like creatures that Qui-Gon says they get a bit of wool from and also Qui-Gon is married to Dex who owns a really big diner in the village they left Obi-Wan in and it’s a popular place for visitors to stop by on trip layovers and refueling so Qui and Dex are Obi-Wan’s new dads and he gets to play with the little lambs and goats and help raise them to good little wool makers and also Jaster Mereel never died so he’s still in charge and sometimes when him and his kids have to go in this direction they stop at Dex’s diner for gossip on the latest movements of possible death watch encampments and also cause Dex is the best chef and Obi-Wan might have a slightly crush on the Alor’ade Jango but he’s too shy to really go up to him till one day the other brings him a gift and tells him he’s cute and Obi-Wan went slightly feral and jumped him for a kiss before running away in embarrassment and it was the funniest thing any of them have ever seen and so Obi-Wan made Jango a wall hanging from the wool of his favorite girl and Jango realized they’re basically exchanging courting gifts and steps his game up and now the True Mandalorians visit way more often and it’s amazing. Obi-Wan visits Mandalore a few times to see what the culture is like and now he’s conflicted if he wants to move in with Jango or stay on the agricorps planet with his dad and brothers but Jango thinks they can play it by ear and be wherever they feel like at the moment and Jaster thinks they’re both stupid but cute and he’s glad his heir Arla actually wants to stay on planet with her partner and yes. It’s cute. They raise space goats. Obi-Wan sits in grassy fields with baby lambs in his lap while they have picnics and Jango def fell for him while watching him cuddle baby lambs one day that’s def how he fell in love. Shmi and Anakin are brought to the agricorps after being freed from slavery and the order is putting them in basic force training classes but since they’re too old to be Jedi they’re sent to the agricorps where they can be farmers and live in peace and be happy in a world with water and sunshine and not need to work much (if any, since the order will technically take care of them if they don’t wanna at all and they might not for a while cause as former slaves they would benefit from thinking of themselves first for once) and this time instead of Qui-Gon meeting a new child at the docks, it’s Obi-Wan waiting there eagerly for the new baby and when Anakin and Shmi get off the ship Ani stops and just looks at Obi-Wan for a long minute before smiling and saying he knew Obi would be here when he arrived and they instantly bond and hug and Shmi is all ‘?????’ But goes with it cause her boy has been pulling this shit since he was born and she’s learned it’s always for the better and now Obi-Wan has a little shadow while he does his work before Ani and Shmi eventually go on to work on (both improving and creating) machines that help with livestock and crop harvesting and the little droids that do the hard legwork on the ground and stuff like that and they’re both so happy to work with machines and maybe Shmi falls in love with that nice grocer Cleigg Larrs who has a kid around Ani’s age who plays with him during their school time and it’s nice and everyone has family it’s beautiful.

The clones are eventually made but it was for science and so there aren’t very many of them and like 10 of them end up in the agricorps/on Mandalore with Jango and Obi-Wan as heirs (Omega is Arla’s daughter now) and Cody, Rex and Boba are Obi-Wan and Jango’s sons but also the three of them are mixed genes with Obi so they’re both their kids and Alpha is a little terror who runs the show and knows it and he’s gonna make a great supervisor in the agricorps later cause he Knows Things and everyone is soft.

Din is a child they found on a battle torn planet and brought back but instead of being folded into the agricorps he was basically loved on by many many Mandos who instantly decided he was going to be a part of them so he has baby armor and it helps his anxiety. Grogu is delivered to the agricorps cause he’s gonna be a baby for so long that it makes sense to put him on a world he chose till he’s old enough to teach and Grogu through a force vision of Din being his buir one day decided the agricorps and was brought there only to instantly force bond with baby Din and now they’re inseparable lol.

Before that tho Anakin does the same thing as his dad/brother before him and gets a force push to wait at the docks for an arrival one day only to gain a baby sister Ahsoka (who loves her new big bro with included mommy in the package) and he’s the best big brother ever and she really gets attached to working as one of the teachers in town with smaller kiddos. Shmi loves having a daughter she never thought she’d have anyone but Ani and now she’s got Obi (somewhat lmao they’re closer in age but she loves him like a son) and Ahsoka who will cuddle up to her and they can watch holodramas together and talk about girl things and help each other out and it’s so soft.

Anakin eventually meets Padme who’s come there to get agricorps help on a relief mission and the rest is history and Padme eventually moves there (she works with outreach where they help other planets tho she’s still herself lmao) when she finds out the twins are coming along lmao.

Part I

He makes it off Geonosis by the skin of his teeth.

The Jedi—Windu, had nearly sliced his head off. Only a not so stray shot from a clanker had saved him.

It hit him on the side, not a fatal wound, but certainly one, sooner treated, the better.

It served both the purpose of knocking him down and giving Windu reason to pause his attack long enough for Kenobi to rush over to them.

Kriffing Kenobi then proceeded to give him the option of leaving the battlefield with his son, living to fight another day.

With a hole in the side, and the building outrage of Jedi master who seemed eager to decapitate him. It wasn’t much of a choice.

It was too clean, despite injuries, it was too kriffing simple. Even when Windu began to protest, he almost immediately relented, when Kenobi played the famous Jedi, “we’re peace keepers first” card. Before Escorting—dragging him off to where his son was hidden in the shadows. Too easy.

Blasted force wielders.

Jango, now leaning heavily on his son, who isn’t so much as supporting his weight, as dragging him back to the Slave I. Knows he should be dead right now.

He isn’t, and it’s due to the most reckless man he’s ever met. Who he now owes a debt to...

Jango: Instructions unclear, got my dick stuck in a Jedi.

Sidious: ...

Five minutes later: no. Hondo/Obi.

Qui-Gon: *getting drunk at the open bar because his little boy is married now*

Jaster: *getting just as trashed for the same reason*

Anakin: *comes over and scowls at both of them* Oh my god, Master Qui-Gon! Obi-Wan said he wanted you to dance with him at the ceremony later, can you even stand?

Qui-Gon: *drunkenly stumbles upright* it’s okay it’s okay I can just filter it it’s just some liquid in my bones it’s fine-

Anakin: *big long sigh* You know what? Fuck it. Just give a really sappy drunken speech about how he was So Tiny when you first became his master. He’ll probably get sappy too.

Qui-Gon: *legit tearing up* he was so wittle, he could use my robes as a blanking and fit right in my arms *breaks down into sobs*

Anakin: That’s good, use that. *looks at Jaster* What about you. You don’t look like you can stand.

Jaster: The perks of being this short, is when I eventually fall over, I’m already so close to the ground.

Anakin: Amazing. You seem to have full sentences down, at least.

Jaster: I’m a good drunk talker. I tell good drunk stories. Should I tell the story about when Jango was seven and thought my second in command was a werewolf?

Anakin: ...yes please.

Jaster: *saluting him* I shall make it as embarrassing as possible. Jango will be horrified.

Qui-Gon: *still crying a little* I like you. We should compare baby books later.