#its baaaaack

Octavia Blake + October

Race: *sprinting down the hall at inhuman speeds* "AAALLBIIEEEEEEE!!!"

Katherine: "So I'm writing this new story, and I want you to give me feedback. But be warned, it gets super kinky in chapter 3."

Elmer: *throws ruler on top of wall* "Throw shit at it! If it falls into the next classroom it might hit Finch!"

Mike and Ike: *play the video of the Just Dance version of Rasputin and do the dance perfectly* "RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA'S GREATEST LOVE MACHINE"

Jack: "Quick question. Is borax bad for me to eat?" Why? "Because I just ate some."

Sarah: "Hey," *pulls a giant metal chain out of her purse "You wanna hold Dick Chainey?"

Davey: "It's called the TORAH YOU UNCULTURED SWINE."

Blink: "When Mush and I get married, Romeo will be our flower girl. He's small and feminine."

Crutchie: (whispering) "Hey you wanna watch a 20 minute Vine comp? It's clean, so we won't get in as much trouble when we get busted."

JoJo: *uses the automatic stapler* "HOLY GUACAMOLE THAT WAS SCARY"

Also Race: *gets a detention for launching a goldfish cracker across the room*

Specs: *high kicks shoe into the ceiling*

Only an episode in and I realized how much I missed the whimsy and love put into this show

Summary: After the disbanding of the Autobots, Ratchet decides to build himself a new unit aboard the Lost Light. Of course, due to Rodimus's inability to enlist anyone sane on the ship, his unit is filled with misfits, traitors and idiots. But they are his, and he's going to make it work, Primus be damned. Collected here are the stories of the first mechs he's Claimed, as told from a variety of perspectives.

Or

Cybertron social constructs look absolutely nothing like the silly human concept of "werewolf packs" thank you very much.