#invincible thoughts

The variants who would absolutely be desperate for you to sit on their face are No Goggles Mark and Mohawk Mark. Ahh don't even pay attention to Mohawk Mark's snarky and condescending comments, he will absolutely be waiting impatiently for you to come and sit on his face.

As for No Goggles Mark, be careful while sitting, he is a bit unhinged. To put it nicely,he is a complete freak; he will absolutely press you down on his face with a grip that will literally bruise your hips. Yes, his goal there is to understand what death feels like. Let him die. At least he'll have something to brag about in the afterlife.

And Sinister Mark? Honestlyy,I wouldn't really recommend sitting on his face...I mean, just in case. Precaution saves lives and all. Truthfully if you are a woman and you get your period, it's highly likely he would take it as his right rather than waiting for an offer. But if it's a situation where you're not a woman etc, you'll probably be the one making the offer. Honestly he won't make fun of you. He will talk nonsense like "Ah, look at you! While you kept picking on me about my hunger, now you come and ask me for something like this, what complete hypocrisy." but he is definitely willing to lie under you too. Just don't get him used to things like this, he might get shameless.

If I were to talk about Maskless Mark, you can be sure he will lie under you in complete peace. That boy is dying of thirst for you. But let me warn you in advance, you'll have a hard time pulling yourself away from him afterward, because he'll be clinging to your calves like a baby, whining constantly. Maybe he needs a little discipline ohom...

We all know the one who would completely evaporate from the room when you make the offer. Full Mask Mark. Ah mann I believe he is a total loser but that never makes him innocent. He is a wolf in black sheep's clothing too. By acting embarrassed and playing the shy role, he will hand all the ropes over to you. I feel like Full Mask Mark is drawn to submitting...I feel like there is another freak here.

Executor Mark.

I haven't seen anyone talk about him, but he was one of the most interesting variants. Honestly I believe from the start that he would do anything to keep you on his side. But of course this isn't the main incentive for you to sit on his face. He genuinely wants to feel you with everything he has, to taste your everything. Consensual or not this man is obsessed with you, while he would never let you leave him in this lifetime, do you really think he would reject you? Mhmm honestly, compared to the main Mark, his only differences are the lack of humanity and ruthlessness. Other than that, I think he would prefer giving pleasure rather than receiving it aheem ahem ahem.

I don't need to say anything for Viltrumite Mark. He already breathes for you. Go look up at a planet in the sky and say it's beautiful, the next morning at the crack of dawn he will be standing creepily by your bedside telling you he conquered that planet on your behalf.

The real trouble here is Tracksuit Mark, Long Hair Mark and yeahh Omni Mark...they might look blankly at your face and say something like, "Why would I enjoy getting under you?" Omni Mark would absolutely have no problem carrying you on his shoulders in the air and giving you blowjob, but staying under you? Mann nope this guy is a bit too uptight. I won't even mention the other two freaks; if you have read or looked into the Tech Jacket series,it's clear they can't see anything past their cocky noses.

Lol I think Retro Mark would be the one with the sharpest and most provocative tongue in this situation. There is a whole different potential in that man, seriously. (And I still haven't written a piece of shit for him, I should die in a pit of shame.) His tongue is prepared for other conditions just as much as his skill in word choice. You just have to deal with convincing him a little; not because he won't give you what you want,but because he wants to mess with you as if holding it up high, knowing you want to take it.

Damn it, I would give anything for this man to suck me off..whatever!

This is absolutely unethical but did you see how Light Blue Mark died? Looking at the way that mouth opened, I can say I saw a very bright future there LMAO GLSLGLSLGKSD SHIIIT I WOULD SERIOUSLY DIE FOR THIS IF I EVER ENCOUNTERED THEM LOL

As for Shiesty Mark, uhm I dont know I guess he would accept it somehow. It's so sad that you will never understand the almost three-letter ugh wordplay that could reject in this list, damn english,whatever. I'm as sure as my name that Shiesty Mark would definitely make you give him a blowjob afterward too.

But okayy,let's wrap it up a bit better; the hungriest person who acts tsundere and literally drools for you is definitely Target Mark. He is a pathetic wretch. Most likely after doing this, there won't be any insults left that he won't throw at you. "Your taste was awful," "Do you think I didn't see your efforts to suffocate me?" etc etc slap him.

Btw to me the best eaters would be Sinister Mark and Retro Mark, period.