#quote prompt

"Bullshit." 

“I don’t know how to be happy being who I am, but I’ll give it a shot. For you.”

“How about for yourself?”

"I hold control over all life and growth"

"wha- you're jesting, right? You possess magic that powerful and you're a farmer"

"Yes I am. I get crops here that the villagers can't have. It was a sad barren land. But look how it thrives now"

"It's... It's beautiful, it really is... but you're so powerful why be a farmer when you could be-"

"A mage? A hero? Some knight? No, I think I prefer this"

"Why? You could help so many"

"Why would I need to fight for some title to help the same people I can help while working my humble farm?"

"..."

'i am just... in love' random prompts. adapt as you wish.

"I've waited so long just to hear you say those words. Did you mean them?"

"Every time I see you, it's like a piece of me aches for something I can't have."

"I don't want to just be your friend anymore... I want to be so much more."

"Every time you smile at me, I wish I could tell you how much it means."

"I know I shouldn't feel this way, but I can't help it... I want you."

"Do you ever think about what it would be like if we were together?"

"I tell myself I'm over you, but every time I see you, my heart disagrees."

"It hurts to want you this much when I know you don't feel the same."

"I keep dreaming about us, and every morning, it feels like I've lost you all over again."

"When you look at me like that, I start to believe that maybe... just maybe, you could love me too."

"I've tried to move on, but no one else makes me feel the way you do."

"I wish I could just reach out and hold your hand, but I'm scared you'd pull away."

"What if I told you I've been in love with you for years?"

"You have no idea how much I want to be the reason behind your smile."

"Every song, every sunset, it all just reminds me of you."

"I see the way you look at them... I wish you'd look at me like that."

"I keep telling myself to let go, but my heart just won't listen."

"Is it crazy that I want to spend every moment with you, even if you don't feel the same?"

"The hardest part is pretending I don't care when I'm dying to be with you."

"I don't need you to love me back, I just needed you to know that I do."

— ‘do we really need all these candles, or are you just nervous?’

— ‘the power’s out.’

— ‘tell me again where the flashlight is; I don’t trust the dark.’

— ‘is that the wind, or did something hit the house?’

— ‘you’re pretending to be calm, but your hands are saying otherwise.’

— ‘if the storm gets worse, where do we go?’

— ‘you double-checked the windows, right?’

— ‘do you think we should have got some sandbags?’

— ‘well, we’re stuck inside until this passes.’

— ‘you’re counting the seconds between thunder and lightning; that’s sweet.’

— ‘i actually like storms. Do you?’

— ‘you’re not supposed to be by the window.’

— ‘why are you watching the lightning?’

— ‘get the buckets, it’s raining inside’

— ‘don’t go outside! are you trying to get hurt?’

— ‘the roof is holding… for now.’

— ‘that wasn’t thunder, that was something breaking.’

— ‘if the road floods, we’re stuck here.’

— ‘we’re not sleeping through this, are we?’

— ‘stop pretending this doesn’t scare you.’

— ‘if the power goes out, stay close.’

— ‘tell me we’re going to be okay.’

— ‘you don’t have to be brave right now.’

— ‘we have food, and we just need to move higher! we’re going to be okay.’

ahoy-hoy! welcome back to stxnedfairyrph my dudes! we are back in 2026 with the next installment of look how unhinged my best friend and i are and these are just from what we've pinned, i can assure there is way more! as always, change pronouns as needed but please do not add to the list! xoxo

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