A and B are driving at night. A, photic, uses the street lamps passing above them to coax out a sneeze they don’t really need — it’s just been a while since they’ve had a good one, so they don’t want to risk it fading away. B notices what they’re doing and gripes at them to watch the road, but it’s too late, they’ve made up their mind. To make matters worse, A isn’t someone who just sneezes once, so B is watching (and feeling) them jerk the steering wheel a little with each subsequent sneeze. When A finishes, they go back to driving like nothing happened while B sits in the passenger seat looking slightly shellshocked.

















