#incorrecthogwarts

Hufflepuff: Will I get to bite you after we get married?

Slytherin:

Hufflepuff: ...like affectionately?

Slytherin: *smirks* You can bite me now hun, but you'll be responsible for whatever happens after that.

Slytherin: *wink*

Hufflepuff: Oh hello! Welcome to our house!

Ravenclaw: I'm just going to say goodbye in advance, you'll be out of the house in five minutes.

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Slytherin: I swear if Gryffindor keeps finishing the coffee powder in this house I am going to lose it!!!

Gryffindor: Says the guy who spends three hours in the bathroom crying his eyes out!!!

Slytherin: I have allergies cause someone never flushes the damn toilet!!!!

Gryffindor: Take that back!

Slytherin: Make me-

...

I will still seek for you,

in those sweet nothin’s,

in between the pages of my favourite book,

lyrics and strangers

but chiefly, in my own heart.

Gryffindor : No, looking like SM addepts they are not hikers.

Slytherin : Have you ever do trekking ?

Gryffindor : Nope.

Slytherin : It consists of walking for miles at minus 15 degrees, in the mud just for the fun of it.

Gryffindor : Ok you're right.

Meanwhile

Ravenclaw : Don't you think thoses hikers are strange ?

Hufflepuff : Hikers ? Looking like circus members ?

McGonagall: Do you have a plan?

Voldemort: And I brought you myrrh-

James: Thank you!

Voldemort: *unmasks* MYRRH-DER!

James: *gentle, sassy gasp*