Rose

Slytherin: *puts bread slices on Hufflepuff's ears* What are you?!

Hufflepuff: A Hufflepuff Sandwich!

Slytherin: Wrong!

Hufflepuff: What..?

Slytherin: You're a cute Hufflepuff sandwich that makes me unconditionally happy and fluffy.

Hufflepuff:

Slytherin:

Ravenclaw: Just tell him 'You're beautiful

Hufflepuff: Okay, will do!

Hufflepuff, to Slytherin: I'm beautiful

Ravenclaw: Gryffindor's taking me to a five-star hotel for a date tomorrow! Are you two going anywhere tomorrow? Maybe we can go on a double date!

Slytherin: I'm taking huff somewhere tomorrow.

Ravenclaw: Wait- really?! Where?!

Hufflepuff: He's taking me to the couch for Chinese takeout and ice cream.

Slytherin: It's a great day to be alive!

Slytherin: Aren't I grateful to be alive!

Ravenclaw:

Slytherin:

Ravenclaw: Huff texted you didn't she?

Hufflepuff: Fuck me in I'm wrong-

Slytherin: You are wrong!

Hufflepuff: No I'm-

Ravenclaw: Huff, damn! You're probably one of the most innocent people I know!

Slytherin: Sure didn't think so when she was moaning my name last night.

Hufflepuff: Oh hello! Welcome to our house!

Ravenclaw: I'm just going to say goodbye in advance, you'll be out of the house in five minutes.

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Slytherin: I swear if Gryffindor keeps finishing the coffee powder in this house I am going to lose it!!!

Gryffindor: Says the guy who spends three hours in the bathroom crying his eyes out!!!

Slytherin: I have allergies cause someone never flushes the damn toilet!!!!

Gryffindor: Take that back!

Slytherin: Make me-

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Episode 2

Hufflepuff: Now was that so bad? Tell me, how was it? And you better be honest.

Slytherpuff: It was.....okay.

Hufflepuff: *jumps on him, crushing him* You liar! You were wiggling so much! You liked it! But your butt won't admit it!

Slytherin: *muffled yelling* ISHFEIOFHEIUOF

Hufflepuff: *calm again* What was that sweetie?

Slytherin: STOP CHOKING ME! I LIKE IT OKAY?! I GIVE!

Hufflepuff: *hugs him tightly* There you go! I'm so happy you like it!! We're going to watch so much together! I love you! *kisses him*

Slytherin: *sighs, breathing heavily* Was that all it took? *kisses her back*

Hufflepuff: *quickly let's go* Now! I'm going to give you a brief explanation about them!

Slytherin: *cuddling close* …if it makes you happy.

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Episode 1

Slytherin: Will you please low the volume of that music? You're upsetting the neighbors.

Hufflepuff: There is no volume when it comes to K-pop. Tell them to suck it up.

Slytherin: *sighs* What are you watching anyway?

Hufflepuff: BTS's newest song Permission to Dance! *dances too hard*

Slytherin: *yawns just looking at the ball of energy* What's so special about it? And I didn't know you liked watching Chinese people.

Hufflepuff: *grunts in they are Koreans* We just started living together. I wouldn't expect you to understand the masterpiece, that is BTS!

Slytherin: Well, these boys have been taking too much of my cuddle time, so this better be good. *sits down on the couch with Huff*

Hufflepuff: Now, let's get into it!

Hufflepuff: *pouting*

Slytherin: *walks in* What's with the pouting?

Hufflepuff: I tried that how-old-will-you-be-when-you-die test from youtube, and I'm only living till I'm 65. *tears brimming*

Slytherin: So? That's fake.

Hufflepuff: I checked yours too.

Slytherin: What did you get?

Hufflepuff: You die when your 90! You'll die 15 years after meeeee~! *crying*

Slytherin: Oh. Wow. I thought you'd live longer than me.

Hufflepuff: What if you move on?!

Slytherin: I'd be sixty and too depressed to move on.

Hufflepuff: But still! I don't want to die younger than you!! Who will tell you not to be upset?

Slytherin: *sighs* How about this? If by any chance we die, we'll die together. So we can be together forever. What do you think?

Hufflepuff: *smiles happily* Let's die together!

Both of them: *really happy*

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Slytherin: Why the hell did you save me?

Gryffindor: *shrugs* What's the use of winning without my most fierce competition?

Slytherin: .....

Gryffindor:........

Slytherin: Let's not make this a big deal.

THIS IS SO SWEET T-T