Robin!Jason's first time on the Watchtower, it hasn't fully settled in his brain that Bruce has adopted him and that this is now his life.

Jason: *casually pickpockets Green Arrow when passing him in the hallway and pocketing Arrow's money*

Batman: Robin give Green Arrow back his money

Jason: It's not like he'll miss it or need it Arrow is rich

Bruce: *a very tired dad who can't use names since not everyone knows his identity* Robin, lad, you're rich now too remember

Clark: *looses lost his powers*

Clark: Hey Bruce, can I get a ride back to Metropolis?

Bruce: sorry, but I don't have a car

Bruce: *drives off*

Diana: hey Bruce, can I get a ride?

Bruce: *hands her the keys to a brand new car*

Diana: Bruce come back to Gotham, do what you were meant to do

Bruce: how is it you know what's best for me?

Diana: oh, its because I'm smarter than you

Bruce: I know more words than you

Diana: I have more emotions than you

Bruce: I have them...

Bruce: I just dont let you know I have them

Diana: *smiles*

Bruce: I'm having one right now

Bruce: it's a complicated one

Bruce: it's like 10 at once

Diana: Bruce, I...

Clark: *to Bruce* heya best buddy!

Bruce: . . . .

Diana: . . . .

Bruce: You're really fucking annoying, you know that!?

Diana: and you're old fashioned and surprisingly sexist!

Bruce: trying to protect somebody I love, THAT'S sexist?

Diana: ....

Diana: love you too

Bruce: ...good!

Diana: still coming with you

Waitress: Hi, I'm Robin

Bruce: Of course you are

Waitress: Are you ready to order?

Bruce: What do you recommend?

Waitress: Today's special is the Power Girl Chicken Sandwich

Bruce: The cut...?

Waitress: Breast

Bruce: Ok, listen up you little shits

Damian: can I drive

Bruce: no

Damian: I know how

Bruce: no

Damian: what do you mean, 'no'?

Bruce: I mean, no.

Bruce: would you like to hear it in Spanish?

Damian: fath-

Bruce: no

Damian: that wasn't Spanish, father