Army: First you gotta learn, then remove the L!
Skull: Larn?
Mask: You on something? Remove the L from learn = earn.. where on earth did you get larn??
Aloha: Ayo bro, good luck in life! I don't think you're gonna make it far tbh!
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Army: First you gotta learn, then remove the L!
Skull: Larn?
Mask: You on something? Remove the L from learn = earn.. where on earth did you get larn??
Aloha: Ayo bro, good luck in life! I don't think you're gonna make it far tbh!

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Pearl: Dude, oh my God, there was the biggest fuckin' nerd sitting in your exact seat yesterday.
Marina: ...That was me with my glasses on—
(Three walks into the building) Four: Allowance day. Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Three: You don't deserve an allowance. Eight: Sure we do! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Three: Hun. Not you too... Four and Eight: (in unison) Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Neo Three and Lil Buddy: (runs out of the studio) Ice cream man! Ice cream man! Three, Four and Eight: ...
aaaaaaaaa i made something
based on this post: https://incorrect-splatoon-manga-quotes.tumblr.com/post/175557792309/army-so-how-are-you-feeling-mask-lately-ive (edit: i forgot to duplicate the light patches on mask’s hands in the second panel and its been bothering me, so i fixed it)

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Mask: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Aloha: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Mask: Absolutely not.
Pearl: Relax, guy, I like gay men. You know.
Marina: That's great, but...I-I'm not gay.
Pearl:...
Pearl: I don't believe that.
agent 3, sitting up in bed, eyes wide open: would you still love me if i was a webp.
agent 4 sitting @ her desk, extremely tired after trying to make a song for 5 hours: no.