Sep 14, 2022
Pearl: Don’t worry, I have a few swords up my sleeves
Impulse: I think you mean tricks?
Gem: She did not
Pearl, pulling her sword out of her sleeve: I did not.
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Pearl: Don’t worry, I have a few swords up my sleeves
Impulse: I think you mean tricks?
Gem: She did not
Pearl, pulling her sword out of her sleeve: I did not.
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Mumbo, looking around: Oh no- Oh dear- Mumbo: Nobody move, I seem to have lost Grian- Mumbo: He’s very tiny and blends in with the crimsonwood-
Hermits as things my fellow high schoolers and I have said, part 2
Ren: Hello, yes, how much would it cost to purchase one Jack Black?
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Impulse: *points to Scar* There are some people you can trust with a Snickers, but not your life, *points to Pearl* there are some people you can trust with your life but not a Snickers, *points to Mumbo* there are some people who you can trust about anything, and then there's Grian
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Joe, about Cleo: I know you're a redhead, so your soul is filled with sass, but calm down, girl
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Mumbo, distraught: I am a tube...of noodles
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Iskall: *sees Etho* Oh, no! Not Canada!
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Cleo: It's only $15.99 a month to live, so pay up!
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Xisuma: no shenanigans while I'm gone
EX: you have too much faith in me
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Grian: If we put our heads together, our combined braincells can equal half the number of a normal person's
Scar: and we'll get another concussion!
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Zedaph: Make good choices? Why?
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Gem: wait for me!
False: are you slow because you're a ginger?
Gem: NO, IT'S BECAUSE MY LEGS ARE SHORT!!!
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Wels: I've taken 12 advil at once, so I'm not weak
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Bdubs: I've come to the conclusion that the universe was created on a Wednesday
Tango: how many Wednesdays ago?
Bdubs: at least 4
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Keralis: comic sans is so beautiful!
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Doc: You just gotta say I'm taller than you, so, therefore, I'm better
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xB: it's just me, causing problems, like always
hypno: we love problems!
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part 1
Mumbo; Sign here
Grian; Why?
Mumbo; Sell your soul to me so much can regain my humanity
Grian; oh, why didn't you just say so [signs] I got several
Mumbo; Wow, that was ea- what?
Grian; Do you want that soul in green or blue?
Grian: What is love?
Cleo: An emotional minefield.
Xisuma: A neurochemical reaction.
Scar: Baby don't hurt me-
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xisuma: back in my day, pvp meant you had a sword in one hand, a fishing pole in the other, and you spam clicked both.
bdubs: okay xisoomer.
Mumbo: and I think it goes without saying, if I die with all of this stuff on me then I’m going to yeet myself out the window. Or as an intellectual would say, defenestrate myself
Grian: Is the pink panther a lion
Mumbo: Say that again but slower
Grian: Is the pink panther a lion
Mumbo: It's a panther
Grian: Is it a lion though?
Mumbo: what
Grian: It’s a, panther but is it a lion though
Mumbo: It’s just a panther??
Grian: Panther’s a coloration though
Mumbo: What??