#incorrect a3!

Banri: Makes you faster, too

Masumi:

Masumi: Why is everyone staring at me?

Banri: Because you just called Itaru-san "dad". You said, "thanks, dad."

Masumi: No I didn't. I said, "thanks, man."

Itaru: Do you see me as a father figure, Masumi?

Masumi: No. If anything, I see you as a bother figure 'cause you're always bothering me.

Sakuya: *someone suggests meeting up for a friendly lunch date amidst the quarantine* I am willing to risk it all for friendship!!

Masumi: Why must I thirst for the hot mom.

Tsuzuru: If I sleep now, I have like... *checks time* 15 minutes before I have to get ready for my class. There’s some energy drinks and coffee in the fridge so that covers my breakfast, I guess.

Itaru: I’ve given up on life. I’m putting my trust in the gacha gods. GG.

Citron: There was a saleslady trying to help me but I couldn’t remember the word for “panyo” (“handkerchief”). The only thing my mind could come up with was “payong” (“umbrella”), so I kinda just had a staring contest with her for a minute until my dumb semi-bilingual brain finally supplied me with the correct word.

Chikage: *is inconvenienced by someone over a petty thing* Oh my god I’m going to kill you, like, not “haha I’m gonna kill you” kinda vibe, but literally, you are dead to me and I’m going to kill you.

Tenma: Scary movie contest? So whoever screams first pays for pizza, right? Get ready to pay up, losers. *starts screaming less than 5 minutes into the horror movie* 

Yuki: Go change clothes. I don’t wanna go out in public with you while you look like that.

Muku: Sorry, I’m a big dumb dumb.

Kazunari: You got this! I’m vibing good vibes so hard for you right now!

Misumi: *every time, after any level of physical activity* PARKOUR!

Kumon: It’s totally normal to tag along with your older sibling whenever they go out though, right? ...RIGHT?!

Banri: *while playing a first-person shooter video game* You thought you could get me, huh? Well, you thought wrong! Think harder, b*tch!

Juza: *points to a monster-sized milkshake on a menu that clearly says “for 3-4 people”* Hypothetically, if I ordered this for myself, what would you say?

Omi: One of the best ways to make friends is to offer them food. I know that sounds like a conditional friendship, but hear me out.

Taichi: What if dogs could climb up trees like how cats do?

Sakyo: *writes on a birthday card* Happy Birthday. Pay me back the money you still owe me.

Azami: NO PROPOSALS UNTIL AFTER MARRIAGE!!

Tsumugi: I don’t have any crushes. I am but a simple plant.

Tasuku: *whenever someone offers their help in lifting things or admires his strength* I took a weightlifting class in college for PE, you know.

Homare: I just have all these ideas living in my head and I have to say them out loud, you know? They deserve to be heard.

Hisoka: My record for most consecutive hours of sleep is 20 hours. At one point, I think my roommate may have considered the possibility of me being dead but ultimately just decided to let me be.

Azuma: Usually whenever someone asks me my age, I pull up a blank. How old am I, really? Does age really matter in this situation? And then I start getting really weird and existential. They usually drop the question when I start zoning out.

Tsuzuru: Uh, doesn't the line say "Juliet"? Romeo isn't the one—

Homare: *points at Sakuya chilling on the balcony*

Tsuzuru:

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