#incorrect a3

Itaru: Well, it’s very simple. In our ragtag band of bratty kids with nothing to lose, I’m the smart one, Sakuya is the sweet one, Masumi is the psycho one and Citron is the lovable foreigner who struggles to understand our ways and fails. That leaves you, by default, as the muscle.

Sakuya: *someone suggests meeting up for a friendly lunch date amidst the quarantine* I am willing to risk it all for friendship!!

Masumi: Why must I thirst for the hot mom.

Tsuzuru: If I sleep now, I have like... *checks time* 15 minutes before I have to get ready for my class. There’s some energy drinks and coffee in the fridge so that covers my breakfast, I guess.

Itaru: I’ve given up on life. I’m putting my trust in the gacha gods. GG.

Citron: There was a saleslady trying to help me but I couldn’t remember the word for “panyo” (“handkerchief”). The only thing my mind could come up with was “payong” (“umbrella”), so I kinda just had a staring contest with her for a minute until my dumb semi-bilingual brain finally supplied me with the correct word.

Chikage: *is inconvenienced by someone over a petty thing* Oh my god I’m going to kill you, like, not “haha I’m gonna kill you” kinda vibe, but literally, you are dead to me and I’m going to kill you.

Tenma: Scary movie contest? So whoever screams first pays for pizza, right? Get ready to pay up, losers. *starts screaming less than 5 minutes into the horror movie* 

Yuki: Go change clothes. I don’t wanna go out in public with you while you look like that.

Muku: Sorry, I’m a big dumb dumb.

Kazunari: You got this! I’m vibing good vibes so hard for you right now!

Misumi: *every time, after any level of physical activity* PARKOUR!

Kumon: It’s totally normal to tag along with your older sibling whenever they go out though, right? ...RIGHT?!

Banri: *while playing a first-person shooter video game* You thought you could get me, huh? Well, you thought wrong! Think harder, b*tch!

Juza: *points to a monster-sized milkshake on a menu that clearly says “for 3-4 people”* Hypothetically, if I ordered this for myself, what would you say?

Omi: One of the best ways to make friends is to offer them food. I know that sounds like a conditional friendship, but hear me out.

Taichi: What if dogs could climb up trees like how cats do?

Sakyo: *writes on a birthday card* Happy Birthday. Pay me back the money you still owe me.

Azami: NO PROPOSALS UNTIL AFTER MARRIAGE!!

Tsumugi: I don’t have any crushes. I am but a simple plant.

Tasuku: *whenever someone offers their help in lifting things or admires his strength* I took a weightlifting class in college for PE, you know.

Homare: I just have all these ideas living in my head and I have to say them out loud, you know? They deserve to be heard.

Hisoka: My record for most consecutive hours of sleep is 20 hours. At one point, I think my roommate may have considered the possibility of me being dead but ultimately just decided to let me be.

Azuma: Usually whenever someone asks me my age, I pull up a blank. How old am I, really? Does age really matter in this situation? And then I start getting really weird and existential. They usually drop the question when I start zoning out.

tasuku: i love you too

Tsuzuru, dead tired: No, 26.

Kazunari: Oh, I must have forgotten 'u' 'r' 'a' 'q' 't'.