#immoveableobject

You probably couldn’t win a shootout at the Olympics either but you’re not beating yourself up about that

BUT I AM. Hilariously enough, my second most frequent anxiety dream I have is that I’m at the Olympics for an event I am clearly not qualified to be there for, and no one listens to me as I try to explain to them why I shouldn't be there, and the whole dream revolves around my anxious knowledge that I’m going to make a fool of myself and FAIL AMERICA and doom us to 8th place or whatever. This happens a lot. And every single time, it’s a new sport. My anxiety dreams have plunked me into the Olympics for (including, but not limited to) rhythmic gymnastics, swimming, running, diving, and hockey. In the hockey one, I distinctly remember thinking, “well, I can’t skate backwards, we’re boned.”

So, yeah, my psyche is in fact constantly beating itself up over the fact I could not TJ Oshie myself into a shootout win for the Olympics.

sad to learn that @amazonplanet​ is already under Black Phillip's thrall

Ugh, just realized that this boy owns two almost identical but very slightly different red, white, and blue plaid shirts. I think the sailboat one is better, but it’s possible I’m being unduly influenced by that watch/forearm combo.

the sailboat one is for sure the superior red white and blue plaid idk if it’s the forearms or the sunglasses but he looks rlly Good in that one (can’t believe i’m having an opinion on plaids) 

Lol the way he drops a smile, it’s unreal. Thank you for capturing!

Lars needs to start carrying a bag, his pants don’t have room for hockey thighs AND all that stuff in his pockets

Mean Lars just utterly annoyed beyond belief to be...

@thornescratch I’m so excited you liked my tags on this, because every time I’ve seen this gifset on my dash, I’ve thought how funny your caption is! Thanks so much for capturing this beautiful moment between colleagues