#imfunnysometimes

Why did the bee have self esteem issues? Because he did not beelieve in himself.

Taj evening out his tan lines🐯 #pleaselaughatmyjoke #imfunnysometimes #tiger #rescue #zoo #zookeeper #zookreeper

So why did the chicken cross the road? Far away voice: Because he has free will or something. I don't know dude, aren't you just supposed to make dad jokes and puns or something, that's it I'm out. *takes sledgehammer, breaks the 4th wall and walks through it*. Wow I did not expect a maze to be here. That is certainly aMAZEing.

You know, the Wright Brother's father once said, "I did not think you would fly, but I guess you were... wright".

So I girl came up to me and said she met me from the Vegetarian Club in college.... But I never met herbivore.

That's @mjklcat's game! #page6 #imfunnysometimes #waybackwednesday #thatsmahname @jackthatworm https://www.instagram.com/p/BqcNFYFn7ks/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1dipqcerit8kc

I like Oreos.🌚🔘 #GetIt #Oreo #FlyknitTrainers #ImFunnySometimes