It's freaking hot where I live so here's "geopolitics in Inazuma Eleven" since I made one for MFB:
- Autralia: sea men, posts fake information on them
- Qatar: smart, uses the weather at their advantage
- South Korea: borrowed (or lended?) 3 excellent players from Japan. Strongest opponent in Asia. Playing against them can lead to serious injuries apparently
- United Kingdom: smokings, looks down on those who are not as dignified as them
- USA: pals to their pals pals
- Argentina: has one of the best players and the guy knows it
- Italy: pals and they have a Japanese player in their team
- Brazil: forced to cheat while they are in fact super strong. Also rich people exploit the poors
- Costail: people discovered a new country. Curacao from Inazuma Eleven except they went to finals
- Japan: how the hell did you make it so far?
