#idiavil

i would like to bring up the subject of vil and idia's birthday gifts to each other, because... let's be so fucking for real. idia gives vil his favorite type of food, diy candy. i personally find this really sweet considering most of his other given gifts. they're all quite simple and well thought out. idia loves diy candy, and he knows vil likes mixing things (potions and cosmetics ykyk) so it's like a near-perfect gift. plus, vil himself expressed enjoyment of said gift. but vil's gift to idia was... chapstick. why are you giving idia chapstick SPECIFICALLY? are you tired of kissing his dry ass lips? that's gay. they're gay, your honor. they're gay and in love.