#icewept

you have no right to criticize an oc just because they say they are a member of the akatsuki; canon CAN change, and has been retconned several times. you can’t for the love of god tell oc’s who write their muses in the akatsuki that it’s unrealistic when you’re shoving your dirty FILTHY ideals about brother x brother in a almost pedophillic way WHEN THAT’S NOT CANON. THATS NEVER BEEN CANON.

“we have to keep our canon characters to a canon standard” esu says, while slurping up sasuita like it was crack.

anyways, candlefingers, turn off your monitor and move on.

[[ :3c @icewept you’re an anti too, i guess? Try not to ad-hominem, my shipping tastes have jack all to do with criticism of OCs. The most important part is it’s fictional. You lose so much credibility when you try to call me a pedophile. It’s actually not even worth responding to you because you tried to resort to a serious accusation over fictional shipping, but I’ll be nice.

I can see the point you’re trying to make here, in that by roleplaying canons we tear them out of their storyline and they get to do things that don’t happen in canon, we’re all guilty of that, sure.

I’m gonna commit seppuku, be right back.

You’re on thin fucking ice.

You will pay for your crimes.

Catfishing me, are we?

Greatness inspires greatness.

Man can never be hot.

THE TING GOES SKRRAP!

Sedative this, bitch.

I think that’s ugly, frankly.

I guess I’ll die.

I’m gonna kill you and your children.

Well, when you believe you can actually accomplish that, you can try.

Don’t finish that if you know what’s good for you.

I avocadon’t want to be alive.

I’ll die in the ocean, I know that’s what you want.

Don’t ever presume to know what goes inside my mind.

Oh, I’m so excited to get wankered.

Share your mojito with me. Baby bird it.

God, I wish that were me.

That sounds terrifying. That’s something a serial killer would say.

YOU SCOUNDREL!

Untouched is a higher academic work than Shakespeare and you can have that one for free.

Please don’t insult my creative muses, thank you.

You’re a little slice of humble pie, aren’t you?

Think your seed can handle that?

I can grow in even the driest and saltiest of places.

I’m going to need more vodka.

You’re already testing me, and you’ve been back for four minutes.

I want to die so really, whose loss is it?

If you ever compare me to them again I’ll put you in the ground like the last man who slighted me.

You read books or some fucking shit?

If you get laid, you can fuck off.

I’ve killed snakes with my own hands.

That’s uncomfortably true.

Can I get some noogets please.

I’d die for him. But I’d also kill him myself.

You’re nothing more than a coward.

It’s only coherent when I say it.

Gays... gays in the dungeon.

Will you actually just fuck off back to the infernal slum you crawled out of?

“  no  more  questions  about  me.  ”    @icewept-a,    𝔱𝔥𝔢  𝔩𝔞𝔰𝔱  𝔬𝔣  𝔲𝔰.

“it  isn't  my  fault  you've  piqued  my  interest.    you  really  should  blame  yourself  for  my  curiosity.”    she  smiles,    hardly  joking.    what  is  there  to  talk  about  otherwise?    she  doesn’t  enjoy  small  talk  lately,    overtired  from  all  the  nobles  and  their  lackeys  trying  to  pick  through  her  head,    and  remains  too  protective  of  the  school  to  speak  of  it  much  with  strangers.    what  she  can  sense  in  him  is  infinitely  more  fascinating    —    a  puzzle  itching  to  be  solved.

SLURPSPSPSPSPS