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Making a little master list of chichens traits for personal use since I couldn’t find anything online and figured I would share! It’s also alphabetical lol,, this list is incomplete and should be continually updated as I find new ones! Let me know if this helps anyone!

—Chichens, by @hyperbeard, who also released KleptoCats!—

* A cat stole its wallet

* Accidentally ate its pet worm

* Always wins in bets

* Artistic

* Can’t count to 100

* Can’t stop talking

* Collects stones

* Colorblind

* Cries a lot

* Dances in the rain

* Defrauded a mega-corporation

* Designs kites that never fly

* Doesn’t fly but falls with style

* Doesn’t like chocolate ice cream

* Doesn’t understand auctions

* Enjoys talks about the universe

* Eyebrows look amazing

* Falls three times a day

* Forgot the date of its birthday

* Gets moody when it rains

* Great dancer

* Good at learning new things

* Has a good memory

* Has a green cap that it never uses

* Has a grumpy personality

* Has claustrophobia

* Has munchies

* Has poor short term memory

* Has too many siblings

* Hates loud noises

* Hobo hugger

* He has always wanted a unicorn

* Intense gamer

* Its parents push it to study

* Is a morning runner

* Is blind

* Jumps in puddles of mud

* Laughs at its own jokes

* Likes clowns

* Likes salads

* Listens to way too much kpop

* Lives in a big cave

* Looking for its partner in crime

* Looks for the meaning of life

* Looks for mythical balls that grant wishes

* Loves role play games

* Loves spaghetti

* Loves swimming

* Makes dad jokes

* Marinates in feelings

* Music keeps it sane

* Mustn’t run away

* Naps a lot

* Never knows what to eat

* Once traveled to chichen itza

* Only eats organic food

* Sells cleaning products

* Sleeps 8 hours a day

* Smooth moves

* Spends too much time on social media

* Strong warrior

* Stolen by a kleptocat

* Travels by train every day

* Treehugger

* Uses tissues

* Very noisy

* Wants to know how long turtles live