call me Rein!

saw an absolutely hilarious animal crossing theory that i now 100% accept and it’s that in the animal crossing world, humans are going extinct, and so all the animals have locked you in an elaborate zoo enclosure and are trying to give you enrichment. and that’s why they give you infinite pointless tasks, hide money in trees and rocks, invented debt that doesnt matter etc. it’s why they always act so happy to see you even after you raze the entire island, relocate their houses twice, and always act so pleased about your choices no matter what. it’s all to keep their little endangered human healthy and enriched. and thinking of it this way has genuinely improved my experience of the game

you heard them. unhand the driftwood, leg boy

scientist: so you dug up some ancient seeds from the ground farmer: yup scientist: viable ancient seeds farmer: yup scientist: seeds that can reawaken a long-dead species farmer: yup scientist: and instead of informing scholars, you... farmer: made jam

[ID: a canvas picturing many grasshoppers drawn in vibrant greens, blues, and oranges, in various levels of detail and sketchiness. some are painted over with white and layered on top of that. /end ID]

this is what i imagine the Nook Cranny storeroom looks after i unload my entire inventory on em

i bought the Stardew Valley prequel comic and the artist for it must be the most professional person in the world because Elliott appears for a grand total of five panels, at the very end, and afterwards i looked up their Stardew art and a good 80% of it was their farmer romancing him

@blackkatmagic

Bruce Wayne's reality show is better than any existing reality show from our universe.

Guillermo del Toro was like "I hate it when the happy ending is the monster turning human" and by God he's right (he also hates fascism.)