#hunk garret

(they don’t line up with canon timelines because they adhere to my universe, Voltron: Psychopomp)

Voltron all have altean earrings they wear on a daily basis. Come events and parties they swap them out with exact replicas which are actually earpieces and mics

Keith calls Pidge birdie

Keith has struggled with chronic insomnia and sleep issues since he was little and once he started to recover from that, and the stress of constantly being aware started to fade he started to sleep a lot to recover his sleep deficit so to speak. he’s typically found knocked out on the lounge couch or in Pidge’s lab really anywhere he wants he’s a tripping hazard

Keith can’t drive a car. He can figure out literally any vehicle except cars they stump him

Pidge never learned how to style her short hair since she made Lance style her hair the entire time they were in space. She’ll be 30 and banging on Lance’s door to fix her hair in the mornings

When Shiro is too tired or stressed to do his eyeliner Lance does it for him

bPidge grew up wealthy and therefore is completely out of touch. She does NOT know how much a banana is, she’s never shopped at a thrift store, she throws out shirts she stains or tears until Lance whacks her on the head

When Keith left the blade Hunk offered to teach him how to cook as an outlet for his restless energy and for something for him to do other than train and Keith took him up on it. He and Hunk trade off on cooking duties now

Keith is a Painter. His favourite subjects are of course Voltron’s Paladins (cough, especially Lance, cough) and Voltron take great pleasure in hanging them up around the castle, much to his embarrassment. His works form an important part of Voltron’s legacy.

Hunk is the sorest loser on the planet. They CANNOT play monopoly and uno is banned

Keith proposes first to Lance but when they get to earth Lance acquires his mothers engagement ring (that she always promised he could have) and gives it to Keith, who wears it around his neck because he’s scared of losing it

Pidge calls Keith marmalade after she forgot the name of the Blade one time and keith calls her birdie cause it makes them twitch

Voltron were gone for 8 years, missing presumed dead after their belongings were found in Keith’s shack. There are some rumblings that Keith was responsible for their deaths, but they were quashed by the families of Voltron who believed Adam’s desperate plea that Keith wouldn’t have done that. In the time Voltron was gone, the families grew really close and were largely discontent with the Garrison’s findings, but largely believed their kids to be dead. Needless to say, there was one hell of a press circuit when Voltron made contact with a completely unaware Earth

Hunk and Shiro have an unacknowledged alliance to bully Lance for being shorter than them (by 1 and 3 inches respectively) and they regularly pick him up like a sack of flour much to his fluster and irritation

Hunk and Shiro also watch drag race and bad space soap operas together

Pidge broke out really bad in space and eventually got so upset about it (after pretending it didn’t bother them) that she very hesitantly asked Lance for help and Lance HAPPILY. passed down all his skincare knowledge to them

Lance loves pretending to flirt with Shiro to the point where the press genuinely think they’re in some weird love affair. Shiro is entirely exasperated and vaguely offended people would think he’d get into a relationship with Lance (who was 17 when they met) but he does find it amusing to read the tabloids

Shiro: "You know Lance?" Keith: "The Sophomore?" Shiro: "Yeah. He lives a few houses down." Keith: *turns his head so fast he swerves the car*

Lance: "In a reality where we are all to live infinitely, infinite actions will be performed by each of, meaning that at some point in said infinitely long life, I'll do a backflip." Pidge: "You'd sit on your couch infinitely, Bitch."

Hunk, teaching Keith how to make cupcakes in the Home Education classroom: "The tray's not on the right rack. Here, lemme- FUCK." Keith: "I don't think your hand's supposed to be an ingredient buddy."

Pidge & Keith every time they pass each other in the hallway: "EW EMO FAG! 🫵"

( @awhspofjasper I see you ^)