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Lance: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.." Keith: I saw you. Lance, blushing: Honestly, that's so cute and sweet, but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Iverson in a turkey costume.
IM FUCKING CRYING HELP
Keith: Lance texted me "your adorable" so I texted him back and said "no, YOU’RE adorable." Shiro: And? Keith: And now we're dating. We've been on six dates. All I did was point out a typo, but I like him, so I’m not gonna say anything.
Coran to Lance and Keith: You two look good together. I'd put you guys in a boat. Lance: You’d put us in a boat? Coran: Yes, a boat. Isn't that what humans say when they think two people would make a good couple? Keith: Do you mean you ship us? Coran, nodding: Oh, yes! I “ship” you two.
this is so canon im crying
Lance: *jokingly/panicking after discovering Keith was gay (it was not a secret) * hahah what are the chances that out of the 5 humans from earth to get dragged into this it's just us that are straight
Hunk: Lance
Lance: yep :D hahahah
Hunk: Lance my bro, I love you but I've seen the way you look at him
Lance: who Im not who what
Lance: I don't mullets not-
Lance: like he's gay and all AND THATS FINE but not it's ugghhhh
Hunk: *looks into the camera like in the office *
Hunk: I never mentioned Keith
i have to draw this

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Lance: Hunk, I'm straight. Hunk: Mhm mhm Lance: It's true! Straight as...as a line! I like girls! I like Allura! Hunk: Sure thing, bud. Pidge: Yeah, sure, and Keith isn't even that attractive, right? Lance: ... Lance: WHAT THE FUCK? ARE YOU BLIND?! Pidge: Said the one who should be straight as a line.
realistically, what trends would keith kogane follow either consciously or unconsciously (does that make sense...) idk i miss voltron so much i have to tie it into my daily life #fml
is the Garrison more or less the same as canon?
The Garrison in canon is... a lot of a mess. It's a military base, a space exploration program, and also seemingly a specialized boarding school for *checks notes* 14-18 year olds.
In Cosmic Dust it has more of a structure, the Galaxy Garrison is a research facility and a training facility for teens hoping to go into various fields for NASA. Because it is a subsect of NASA, shocking I know. All the kids, yes including the pilots, are absolute nerds. They study astronomy, physics, astrophysics, aerodynamics, all that fun stuff.
Then of course are the pathways students could take, the ones the story's mostly concerned with (because of the paladins) being communications technicians, engineers, cargo pilots, and fighter pilots.
Cargo and fighter are holdover labels from when the world still had Wars happening frequently (the way canon ignores exploring how a society who thinks they've finally gotten rid of war would react to being invaded and instead goes "teehee usual military stuff!" is lowkey infuriating), but have taken on a less battle-focused meaning instead.
Fighter pilots are the ones piloting spaceships and aircrafts that need to be nimble. They're most used to low-weight, low-capacity ships. On Earth their jobs are less shooting things and more investigative, they run scans of the earth, collect samples, "smaller" things that can realistically run with only three crewmates. On space missions, they're the first ships to go anywhere. They scout out, get small samples and readings of what we're dealing with, and are usually the first to see any new discoveries.
Cargo pilots are the ones piloting spaceships and aircrafts that are high-weight and high-capacity. They (along with their crew) are the resource gatherers, the ones who stay on planets for research and testing, never the first to be sent out but usually the ones to stay the longest. They're distinctly not considered a "second class pilot", just a different specialty. On Earth their jobs tend to be porting resources that would be too difficult to travel by land from one base to the other. Most Cargo ships need a large crew to make sure everything is operating correctly.
Students are dormed two to a dorm, and most teachers live on-campus.
The Garrison only returns to being a military base when the Galra invade earth, before that it was decades of a space exploration base. It had remnants of the military in it, but its ultimate purpose was created for space exploration.
Oh also it's in Texas fuck you canon how would Keith get from Arizona to his childhood home in Texas in one night
Love the idea of girls swooning over Keith at the garrison but obviously Keith has no freaking idea that girls were swooning over him.
Lance, and like everyone else, is very aware of this.
When the paladins come back to earth, Lance is all high and mighty, not because he is a paladin of Voltron, not because he’s been to space, not because he’s a super badass warrior, no it’s because he bagged Keith Fucking Kogane, the Garrison heartthrob.
Cue every girl that every like Keith screaming in agony
*garrison days*
Lance: I bet Keith draws some edgy shit like knives or eyeballs
*picks up keith's sketchbook and flips through the recent art*
Lance: This is Patrick Stump.

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got a 0.5 of a squirrel before going to my lecture
lotor’s ass just got looney-tuned
I love the fact that Keith had his hair done in Allura’s style (the side braids and tiny ponytail in the back). It also reminds me of the time Keith took Allura’s place in one of the episodes (the one with the snow planet (I don’t remember the title)).
Hunk: hey Lance do you want to third-wheel on my date with Shay?
Lance: yeah man!
Hunk: Keith you wanna third-wheel on my date with Shay?
Keith: sure
Hunk: Awesome! I've always wanted to go on a double date
Keith: what
Lance: I can't breathe
Shiro: I don't care what it is, you need to make up with keith. We can't have the integrity of the team at risk
Lance: make-up? more like makeout haha
Shiro: ...
Shiro: voltron give me strength
Keith texting Acxa: I just walked into this party, and someone yelled dibs. Lance texting Hunk: I’M REALLY DRUNK, AND I FUCKED UP. A HOT GUY WALKED INTO THE PARTY, AND I YELLED DIBS

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college gmfu because wdym i had a splitting headache and went to sleep, woke up at 11:54pm and realized i had a research final due at 11:59pm, so i started and finished the final within that timeframe, and went back to bed.
i'm gaining my superpowers back
when my loyal story liker doesn't like my story, ik i posted some bs