#humancoded

                                                                             they told me be polite girl,                                                                              they told me girl be good,                                                              they told me sit with knees together                                                              shoulders squared just like i should.

whatever u do don’t look into “her universe” bc u’ll end up broke and with a closet full of incognito cosplay/fandom clothes

eggsy’s instagram, ft. daisy

the flat he’s moved into is a small and hardly anything to write home about, but it suits harry just fine. even if it achingly empty without all the little knick knacks he’s picked up over the years. but the more important bit is that no one knows where it is except for eggsy. so when he opens the door and sees his sister standing there, there’s a flash of surprise on harry’s face.

they’re not SUPPOSED to be in a relationship according to the rules, but this is fine. this isn’t a relationship, this is just. fucking, so that’s alright. both lilli and merlin have found a way to justify it according to the rule, though lilli would much rather be outright breaking that rule ( it might make some semblance of sense, but it was sort of ARCHAIC, don’t you think? ).

lilli is aggressively a morning person ( gross, i know ), but this means, once her morning routine is completed, when she’s at work, she’s often there before merlin, which allows her to leave a post it note with some lame joke on his desk.

there have been a handful of phonecalls on speaker, a la penelope garcia and derek morgan and arguably INAPPROPRIATE propositions and talk for the work place. merlin doesn’t let lilli forget it, lilli does her best to change the subject. she’s more successful when they’re alone and she can kiss him to distraction.

it wouldn’t be a headcanon about lilli greaves’ relationships if we didn’t talk about how her dog factors into relationships, so. excalibur adores merlin, she likes merlin more than she likes LILLI, to be honest. lilli pouts when cali jumps up and pays attention to merlin, and we’ll never know if it’s because she wants merlin’s attention more, or the dog’s.

“Is that my jumper?” She asked with curious eyes, raised brows and all. It’s not that she would have minded if her twin sister had borrowed the jumper, but she hadn’t asked first.

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