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ya’ll ain’t never heard of knockin’ ‘fore you enter?

[ indie, selective, and private agent tequila from kingsman: the goIden circIe ]

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ya’ll ain’t never heard of knockin’ ‘fore you enter?

[ indie, selective, and private agent tequila from kingsman: the goIden circIe ]

PSA / tequila is being moved ! i’m in the process of setting up a new blog for him , and i’ll post the promo for it in a bit , but in the meantime , hmu if you wanna keep our stuff !

#❛ listen up ya’ll ! ╱ psa .#[ as it turns out working in a feed store that plays exclusively country music on the radio 24/7 is a good muse boost for tequila ]

OOC ╱ me, considering archiving and re-vamping tequila literally two months after making this blog? more likely than you might think.

anyway here’s a poll to see what you guys think. i 100% plan to keep anything and everything you guys want to keep i just . . . idk

#[ i have literally not been able to log on here for a week and i don't? know why? ]#[ i just get anxious to the point of nausea and i hate it bc i love this muse and i love my threads and i don't know why ]#[ guess i just figure kind of refreshing everything will help ]#❛ out of patrón . ╱ ooc .

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pain is a well-intentioned weatherman , predicting god as best he can ——— BUT GOD I WANT TO FEEL AGAIN .

private , selective , and independent fandomless original character loved by chris

#❛ sit on back and watch me crash . ╱ self promo .#[ this is benji. i love him lots. ]#[ he has a statesman verse if anyone is interested ]

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slowspinningredemption

the relationship between kingsman and statesman, as told through a discord conversation between myself and an american friend

#crack tag tba .#❛ the gentleman spy . ╱ eggsy unwin .#❛ resident bad boy . ╱ mirror .#[ i laughed more than i should've ]

vitaelis

& to life she says : I’ve been through hell & left it on my feet , you can’t break me , you don’t own that kind of power . // Indie White Lantern OC of DC comics , loved by Jules !

#❛ sweetheart of the rodeo . ╱ promo .#[ i am owned by one (1) person ]

WHAT TRAIT MAKES YOUR MUSE LOVABLE?

PEOPLE LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU”RE : A LOVER

passion is the driving force in your life. you live your emotional life more vividly than most, and you frequently feel compelled by those emotions to act. sometimes your lack of forethought gets you in trouble, but for the most part your friends love how passionate you are about your relationships and your work. there is an intensity about the way you live that your friends envy. life around you is never dull. you are always finding new causes and new people to fall for.

TAGGED BY : literally no one it’s just all over the dash so i thought why not TAGGING : anyone who hasn’t done it yet!

#[ this is actually really accurate i love it ]#[ tequila back @ it again with the heart bigger than his damn head ]#❛ just havin’ a little fun . ╱ dash things .#❛ it’s just fucking confusing . ╱ interpretation .

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saying ‘its not my blood’ is rarely as reassuring as i mean it to be

#❛ that dog don’t hunt . ╱ about .#[ i'm blaming how hard i laughed on the fever

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29. by Veronique Landry // Bloodhound

#❛ the damnedest dog that i've ever seen . ╱ bear .#[ did i give bear his own tag? ]#[ you bet ur ass ]

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OOC ╱ so i went to take an adderall bc i'm spacey as shit ( moreso than usual ) this morning, then proceeded to space out yet again, leaving me sitting here trying to remember if i took one because if i did and i take another that would be a not so pleasant situation. fuck me.

#❛ this message will self destruct in ten...nine... ╱ tbd .#medication cw #[ why can i not function like a goddamn adult just once ]

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Reblog this if your muse is protective of their loved ones.

#❛ that dog don’t hunt . ╱ about .#[ . . . . . if there's anyone following me that hasn't figured this out i don't know what to tell you ]#q.

tequila : is a v patriotic former soldier also tequila : kinda wants to fight captain america just to see if he stands a chance

#❛ it’s just fucking confusing . ╱ interpretation .#[ i was gonna tag it as crack but yknow what it's not. ]#[ and i'm not saying i think he'd stand a chance but yknow what i think he'd stand a chance fight me ]#[ at least with mcu cap ]

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Favorite trope 348234: when person who nearly died wakes up in hospital bed, looks around, sees the object of their affection asleep in a chair next to them because they haven’t moved in days

#❛ save a horse ; ride a cowboy . ╱ desires .#❛ chasing the americana dream . ╱ wishlist .#[ tequila: 9/10 is the one who nearly died ]#[ also tequila: will stay in that goddamn chair for days on end until the person he cares about wakes up ]#q.

Tequila: Champ loved us. He just didn’t care about our general happiness or self-esteem. I remember, one time, me, Jack, and Ginger, we were all in the car for three hours going to Wisconsin. Champ was driving. So, we’re going on the highway. We’ve been on the road for three hours. And in the distance, we see a McDonald’s. We see the golden arches. And we got so excited. We started chanting, “McDonald’s! McDonald’s! McDonald’s! McDonald’s!” And Champ pulled into the drive-thru, and we started cheering. And then, he ordered one black coffee for himself. And kept driving.

#shotlasso #[ i'm wheezing ]#crack tag tba .#[ john mulaney meets kingsman. a dream come tru. ]#tbd probably

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HOGWARTS HOUSE PERCENTAGES!

32% GRYFFINDOR , 29% HUFFLEPUFF , 23% RAVENCLAW , 16% SLYTHERIN

you have all the loyalty of a HUFFLEPUFF, but your affinity for GRYFFINDOR ensures that that loyalty is fierce : you would do almost anything for your loved ones, even if it has a negative effect on you personally. this means that your friends and family members often come to you when in need, but it’s also important to remember to spend time taking care of yourself. you wear your heart on your sleeve, and impulsively act on your emotions without fear of the consequences.

your slight compatibility with RAVENCLAW house hints at an appreciation for knowledge and wisdom, though they are not priorities for you.

TAGGED BY : my tumbIr wife @bautransfer TAGGING : @lifewilled , @technimorph , @polyarnye-nochi , @namesjack , @shotlasso , @ogentleknight , @singlemaltscott , @lancelady , @lanternknight

#❛ just havin’ a little fun . ╱ dash things .#❛ it’s just fucking confusing . ╱ interpretation .#[ this is.... startlingly accurate ]#[ i like this quiz a lot ]

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My kink is people underestimating me and ending up wrong and embarrassed

#❛ that dog don’t hunt . ╱ about .#[ i gotta make a post about this but dear god this is one of tequila's favorite things to do ]#[ he will play the dumb redneck who doesn't understand what's going on around him ]#[ and then flip the script so hard ]#[ tequila: *will literally pretend to not understand a language until someone fucks up and talks shit* ]#q.

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