#humanburrito

True, but still rude.

Everyone who knows me well knows I've been sleeping on an air mattress since I was 17. It was cheap and since I moved so much it was important that I have a bed I could easily move by myself in a compact car. But now I'm 30 years old, and though I have no plans to be permanently settled in any one place any time soon, I do value stability and quality more than I once did. My life no longer feels so tumultuous and I don't feel so unstable, and it was time to mark this new era of my life with something tangible. ...so I asked Anne to help me build a bed. A real one. $85 and 7 hours later and I magically feel just a little more like an adult. Lots of thanks to Anne for taking my rough idea, solidifying a design, and doing so much of the work to help make this bed a reality. Now I just have to sand down and restain my old headboard and my bedroom makeover will finally be complete. #diy #thegoodkindofdirty #bed #goodbyeairmattress #humanburrito #upgrade #southwesternvibes #bedroommakeover #transformation #adulting #friendsareawesome https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn2Nf8tgAQi/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=8z8gcc6p346j

Didn't take any pictures today so posting this old one taken in an airport somewhere, sometime ago. #chipotle #burrito #humanburrito 69/365

Mis planes para este fin de semana 😻 Documentales conspiranoicos iluminatis extraterrestres ⛎👽♻️ #HumanBurrito (en Dubai, United Arab Emirates)

My plans for this morning. Being a burrito. #burrito #coldweather #pusheenpictures #humanburrito

Day 256: That moment when you become a human burrito to stay warm in the office #newmommy #popsicle #whyisitsocold #humanburrito

toddler vs kid swaddle. 3 years difference. #swaddle #humanburrito #hkig #hongkong #kids #instakids

Meira has gone all #crookshanks and I've gone full #Hermione. #purrito #humanburrito #spoonless #fibrocuddlebuddy