#hpquidditchnet

@hogwartsschoolnet’s march event: hogwarts witches ravenclaw member content

make me choose: Oliver Wood or Cedric Diggory for @remussloopin​

hello hello!! it's been so long since ive interacted with anyone on this blog asdkfjgk but i reached 3.8k a little while ago and i wanted to do a celebration to thank you all (as i havent done one in a while)! ily ♥️ 

RULES;

mbf this trashcan

rb this post (likes are bookmarks only)

optional: give my edits some love? ^-^

send me an ask with emojis for what you want! you can ask for as many as you want (you dont have to send the emojis lol they just make things easier)

WHAT YOU CAN GET;

💌 for a blograte (format under the cut!)

🌹 for a url edit

🎶 for a name playlist (also send some genres you would like!)

🎧 for a 10-song personal playlist (also send some genres you would like!)

ROGER DAVIES

@dadefensenet event: poc canon members

@siriusprotectionsquad gtktm event: hedda

sirius x remus → “look at you two, quarreling like an old married couple.”

* quote by caitlyn siehl

or: a list of things Marcus tries to stamp out by intimidating them with his eyebrows // done for @quidditchleaguenet​‘s august challenge

no comment on “eyebrows” and “caterpillars” shall be made in the vicinity of the captain

“what happens when Montague’s captain, huh? he barely has any eyebrows after that bludger -” 

“shut up, Warrington.”

Cassius is not to talk about any of his ‘conquests’ bc we all know those are made-up

this counts for Bletchley as well

don’t you start, Montague

you run a lap for every minute you’re late to practice

“but we play quidditch, what’s the point of running?”

“shut up, Warrington.”

if you get detention during practice, you’re subject to a hexing when you show your face in the lockers the next time, which you will, because you wouldn’t dare not to

be ready at all times to interrupt when the gryffindors have the pitch

‘all times’ means during showers, while sleeping, or while you’re on a date, but since we all know no one on this team is getting any, that shouldn’t be an issue

“ok just because you’re getting some, Flint, doesn’t mean-”

“shuT UP, Warrington.”

if you hear anything at all about any team’s plans, it goes directly to the captain

“aka you, we get it, you’re captain, rub it in, why don’t you?”

likewise, if you hear anyone speculating about our plans, hex them

actually, if you have the chance, just hex a couple opposing players anyways

no cross-team fraternizing

“hypocritical-”

actually, no on team fraternizing either, i’m looking at you, Higgs

“i’m not even on the fucking team anymore!”

“then why the fuck are you in the lockers?”

always hit as many bludgers as you can towards any of the opposing players

and when I want the bat, Bole, you give me it

if we’re not already winning, play dirty. if we’re winning, continue to play dirty

if anyone catches Malfoy mocking Potter again during a game when he should be focusing, you have the right to knock him off his broom

“my father-”

also allowed when he says that 

and lastly, there will be absolutely No Mention of anything that happened even remotely around last year’s end-of-term celebration party

“but it was hilarious when you and Wood-