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A toast to the bride
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"I love you" boring, repetitive, unoriginal.
"You would have been so much more than Obama" beautiful, romantic, heartfelt
Amazing: This troll is considered an 'Essential Worker' Once a week, the brood caverns on Earth C lays off its staff so this Immuno-compromised troll can sweep. The entire staff is rehired the next day. We got this shot with A Go Pro®
This Monday, The God Tiers will fly extra low to support this Hero's sweeping. Extremely low But Jane Crocker said it wasn't low enough So Earth C bit the bullet The God Tiers will be flying THROUGH the brood caverns this Monday. But it's costing Earth C vital infrastructure President Crocker had this to say "I fucking hate Trolls" But vriska didn't like that answer so she took The Sun away But Then RUMBLE IN DA PUMPKIN PATCH Happened And The Econony Went Up And The Sun started a MSPFA So next time you're walking around during the day Don't Forget To thank this Nameless Hero
dirk and alt calliope weird narrator fusion concept stuff
Can we talk a lil about how masculinity is tied to fascism in homestuck, especially between Equius' and blueblood castism, Eridans genocidal tendencies and handle, everything to do with Dirk, technology, and Stoicism. Dave, Karkat, and john are interesting and probably read largely as queer bc of their character arcs being resistant to of all those themes
But it leaks into the epilogues enormously, and honestly the whole Centaur thing in HS2 throws me off bc of the continuation of this
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So we all know Dirk's motivation is to make his writing (HSBC, meat specifically) relevant, and he seems to plan to do that by causing the events of canon (nymphs become the horrorterrors and create beforus). and the whole point of HSBC is exploring the consequences of holding onto homestuck too long...
...so what if, at the end of the story, June goes back in time and retcons all of it, the nymphs don't create beforus and don't become the horrorterrors, as the final rebellion to defeat Dirk. this would serve the purpose of both being hussnasty meta subversion and being an in universe way to keep beyond canon, well, beyond canon.
what I imagine heterosexual marriage to be like
DAVE: hey hon, whats for dinner
JADE: vegetable soup
DAVE: ...
JADE: what
DAVE: its just that I had a really long day at work and I was hoping for a little more then…. vegetable soup
JADE: im fucking your sister
Okay, so I’m not a huge fan of the Epilogues or Homestuck^2, but the art-
