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i bet that princes of life would have access to insta-kill magic
like ripoff sburb hama/mudo((bari)on)
genuinely seething* that the flowery jarona poll has the most engagement of all my posts
the hardest part of making it was double checking the pirate gaster lyrics in the tags
please deltarune fans, read homestuck, i'm begging you guys, please. i want to be more than exclusively a jaronaposter :/ *jingles toby fox music in front of our faces*
i Really like the new deltarune enemy
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what's your aspect?
space
time
breath
blood
hope
rage
heart
mind
light
void
life
doom
i'd be interested in seeing an au where the alpha kids had to scratch for whatever reason, and the resulting kids would have the opposite traits as the beta kids
egbert/crocker: derse maid of blood (i feel like we don't see a lot of how the blood aspect works beyond personality, so this could be cool)
lalonde: prospit mage of void (maybe like someone who learned too much and had to try to unlearn and actively ignore, which would be a cool tie-in for the Lalonde Alcoholism)
strider: prospit page of space (this could either turn out to be a cool person who tries to preserve the world and order, maybe like a ranger, or the worst combo of jade and jake that also has the Strider Interests Starter Pack, which would be funny, but also giving colossal alpha kid energy (the ones that suck (like inactive and useless))
harley/english: derse sylph of time (is it even possible to mend the timeline? idc enough about the Special Plot Aspects to answer)
omg earth d??????
egbert/crocker: derse heir of doom (oh dear god it's mituna all over again (though this family tends to be somewhat lucky so i like egbert d's odds)
lalonde: prospit thief of light (DDDDD: (vriska did nothing wrong do some pretty bad stuff, actually. vriska apologists explain your angle))
strider: prospit bard of mind (evil lawyer sounds funny (your honor, allow me to prove they're guilty with sick bars))
harley/english: derse knight of rage (introducing: the biggest skeptic of all time (maybe they keep their friends from getting scammed or something (lmk some better ideas i'm just spitballing)))
i feel like this should be the "overscratched au"
i sure hope that name isn't taken
i'd be interested in seeing an au where the alpha kids had to scratch for whatever reason, and the resulting kids would have the opposite traits as the beta kids
egbert/crocker: derse maid of blood (i feel like we don't see a lot of how the blood aspect works beyond personality, so this could be cool)
lalonde: prospit mage of void (maybe like someone who learned too much and had to try to unlearn and actively ignore, which would be a cool tie-in for the Lalonde Alcoholism)
strider: prospit page of space (this could either turn out to be a cool person who tries to preserve the world and order, maybe like a ranger, or the worst combo of jade and jake that also has the Strider Interests Starter Pack, which would be funny, but also giving colossal alpha kid energy (the ones that suck (like inactive and useless))
harley/english: derse sylph of time (is it even possible to mend the timeline? idc enough about the Special Plot Aspects to answer)
omg earth d??????
egbert/crocker: derse heir of doom (oh dear god it's mituna all over again (though this family tends to be somewhat lucky so i like egbert d's odds)
lalonde: prospit thief of light (DDDDD: (vriska did nothing wrong do some pretty bad stuff, actually. vriska apologists explain your angle))
strider: prospit bard of mind (evil lawyer sounds funny (your honor, allow me to prove they're guilty with sick bars))
harley/english: derse knight of rage (introducing: the biggest skeptic of all time (maybe they keep their friends from getting scammed or something (lmk some better ideas i'm just spitballing)))
WIPs for the first batch of kids
These are just rough sketches. if anyone has any ideas for what to add to them make sure to comment! :D
still working on the second batch, and I'll finish these with normal outfits + godtiers
my handwriting sucks so I added alt text
ok imagine this:
the post-scratch kids are way more self aware, so what if MdOBl got trolled by the meteor gang who figured out how to contact the b3 kids. then MdOBl actually listened to the quadrant conversation (maybe karkat recognized that some explaining was in order) and he might try to apply quadrants to his own relationships or make a similar relationship system (i saw a theory that maids make their aspect their own) (maybe his shirt has the clubs symbol but instead of a solid white background, the shirt would have a wireframe style to represent The Romance Grids Of Monologues And Hussie's Glee
crows eat frogs striders and their birds amirite? maybe strider3, instead of wearing shades, wears a mask similar to akechi goro from persona 5, but jet black instead of red. dude loves persona, makes pancakes every day (but uses betty crocker pancake mix, hence out of creativity), makes persona ocs (but like the angel wings god powers friends w/ everyone type oc), loves mythology, etc. also they just have a bird on their shirt. couldn't think of anything better
ok for the harley maybe they lose someone important to them and they due to their derse skepticism and sylph class they start desperately trying to revive their loved one while refusing any assistance and never truly letting go and moving on. they wear many friendship bracelets that broke apart and were tied back together. dunno what their wardrobe would look like but it's pretty clear they haven't been taking good care of themselves during their Failed Revival Arc
i've got nothing for MgOV unfortunately
Ooo, these are all really cool!
My original idea for strider 3 was that they wore their Bro's shades and had a similar hairstyle to the one I'll give them to show how they haven't escaped Bro's influence (their character arc could center around learning to have their own style.)
I'm also wondering of anyone else (from b3 or b4) would merge with a first guardian too and what their sprites would be.
Maybe harley/english 3 would try to prototype their loved one, but either fail, or have the resulting sprite not be the same person due to whatever the other prototyping is. or they might prototype their doomed self in reference to davesprite and jade (and aradia kinda) though that may be too similar to davesprite.
ooh ok i got something
i like the bro influence thing
so in reference to rose and also cuz lalonde3 got stuff stolen, maybe they learned how to make their own clothes and help strider3 get their own style
also if we're going with harley/english3 prototyping their loved one, it'd be interesting to see god tier sprite fusion shenanigans similar to dog tier jade and tavrisprite, though i think egbert/crocker3 is more likely to fuse w/ the rabbit guardian
I don't know why people are acting like Susie and Ralsei ruined Kris's "big chance" with Pink, because if you choose "Gotta win" after they tell Pink they were just flirting to win the battle they literally turn to the camera and peace sign
they weren't into her bro lol
i'd be interested in seeing an au where the alpha kids had to scratch for whatever reason, and the resulting kids would have the opposite traits as the beta kids
egbert/crocker: derse maid of blood (i feel like we don't see a lot of how the blood aspect works beyond personality, so this could be cool)
lalonde: prospit mage of void (maybe like someone who learned too much and had to try to unlearn and actively ignore, which would be a cool tie-in for the Lalonde Alcoholism)
strider: prospit page of space (this could either turn out to be a cool person who tries to preserve the world and order, maybe like a ranger, or the worst combo of jade and jake that also has the Strider Interests Starter Pack, which would be funny, but also giving colossal alpha kid energy (the ones that suck (like inactive and useless))
harley/english: derse sylph of time (is it even possible to mend the timeline? idc enough about the Special Plot Aspects to answer)
omg earth d??????
egbert/crocker: derse heir of doom (oh dear god it's mituna all over again (though this family tends to be somewhat lucky so i like egbert d's odds)
lalonde: prospit thief of light (DDDDD: (vriska did nothing wrong do some pretty bad stuff, actually. vriska apologists explain your angle))
strider: prospit bard of mind (evil lawyer sounds funny (your honor, allow me to prove they're guilty with sick bars))
harley/english: derse knight of rage (introducing: the biggest skeptic of all time (maybe they keep their friends from getting scammed or something (lmk some better ideas i'm just spitballing)))
WIPs for the first batch of kids
These are just rough sketches. if anyone has any ideas for what to add to them make sure to comment! :D
still working on the second batch, and I'll finish these with normal outfits + godtiers
my handwriting sucks so I added alt text
ok imagine this:
the post-scratch kids are way more self aware, so what if MdOBl got trolled by the meteor gang who figured out how to contact the b3 kids. then MdOBl actually listened to the quadrant conversation (maybe karkat recognized that some explaining was in order) and he might try to apply quadrants to his own relationships or make a similar relationship system (i saw a theory that maids make their aspect their own) (maybe his shirt has the clubs symbol but instead of a solid white background, the shirt would have a wireframe style to represent The Romance Grids Of Monologues And Hussie's Glee
crows eat frogs striders and their birds amirite? maybe strider3, instead of wearing shades, wears a mask similar to akechi goro from persona 5, but jet black instead of red. dude loves persona, makes pancakes every day (but uses betty crocker pancake mix, hence out of creativity), makes persona ocs (but like the angel wings god powers friends w/ everyone type oc), loves mythology, etc. also they just have a bird on their shirt. couldn't think of anything better
ok for the harley maybe they lose someone important to them and they due to their derse skepticism and sylph class they start desperately trying to revive their loved one while refusing any assistance and never truly letting go and moving on. they wear many friendship bracelets that broke apart and were tied back together. dunno what their wardrobe would look like but it's pretty clear they haven't been taking good care of themselves during their Failed Revival Arc
i've got nothing for MgOV unfortunately

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i keep rechecking to see if tirade is a real word
idk why i would name this account tiredtirade (tiredTirade was taken apparently) since i triple checked while making my profile but w/e
ik though, that in my heart of hearts, i won't stop
i'd be interested in seeing an au where the alpha kids had to scratch for whatever reason, and the resulting kids would have the opposite traits as the beta kids
egbert/crocker: derse maid of blood (i feel like we don't see a lot of how the blood aspect works beyond personality, so this could be cool)
lalonde: prospit mage of void (maybe like someone who learned too much and had to try to unlearn and actively ignore, which would be a cool tie-in for the Lalonde Alcoholism)
strider: prospit page of space (this could either turn out to be a cool person who tries to preserve the world and order, maybe like a ranger, or the worst combo of jade and jake that also has the Strider Interests Starter Pack, which would be funny, but also giving colossal alpha kid energy (the ones that suck (like inactive and useless))
harley/english: derse sylph of time (is it even possible to mend the timeline? idc enough about the Special Plot Aspects to answer)
omg earth d??????
egbert/crocker: derse heir of doom (oh dear god it's mituna all over again (though this family tends to be somewhat lucky so i like egbert d's odds)
lalonde: prospit thief of light (DDDDD: (vriska did nothing wrong do some pretty bad stuff, actually. vriska apologists explain your angle))
strider: prospit bard of mind (evil lawyer sounds funny (your honor, allow me to prove they're guilty with sick bars))
harley/english: derse knight of rage (introducing: the biggest skeptic of all time (maybe they keep their friends from getting scammed or something (lmk some better ideas i'm just spitballing)))
OF COURSE!!!! that would be so cool and awesome omg omg omg
which aspect deserved more elaboration/explaination (not necessarily amount of rep, more "what does having x mean in terms of personality/outlook) within homestuck?
your options are:
mind
rage
blood
doom
i'd be interested in seeing an au where the alpha kids had to scratch for whatever reason, and the resulting kids would have the opposite traits as the beta kids
egbert/crocker: derse maid of blood (i feel like we don't see a lot of how the blood aspect works beyond personality, so this could be cool)
lalonde: prospit mage of void (maybe like someone who learned too much and had to try to unlearn and actively ignore, which would be a cool tie-in for the Lalonde Alcoholism)
strider: prospit page of space (this could either turn out to be a cool person who tries to preserve the world and order, maybe like a ranger, or the worst combo of jade and jake that also has the Strider Interests Starter Pack, which would be funny, but also giving colossal alpha kid energy (the ones that suck (like inactive and useless))
harley/english: derse sylph of time (is it even possible to mend the timeline? idc enough about the Special Plot Aspects to answer)
omg earth d??????
egbert/crocker: derse heir of doom (oh dear god it's mituna all over again (though this family tends to be somewhat lucky so i like egbert d's odds)
lalonde: prospit thief of light (DDDDD: (vriska did nothing wrong do some pretty bad stuff, actually. vriska apologists explain your angle))
strider: prospit bard of mind (evil lawyer sounds funny (your honor, allow me to prove they're guilty with sick bars))
harley/english: derse knight of rage (introducing: the biggest skeptic of all time (maybe they keep their friends from getting scammed or something (lmk some better ideas i'm just spitballing)))
*Steals your glasses*
I wanna see your pretty eyes
Day 4:
Itβs Me, Sethery.
I canβt believe you wanted to see my beautiful eyes, Raly. Arenβt you amazed?
pre i n c i d e n t this would have made ralsei go ballistic
post i n c i d e n t would be a tasty rub of pepper flakes, chili oil, lemon juice and salt in the wound

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ik this probably not intentional but some of the traits and colors are just prospit/derse
like yeah
now to determine the classpects...
I'm going to be fucking sick why is kawkaw not real
seriously tho i'd get a pet that nyonned
i walk into a pet store
i say is there one that goes nyon nyon! nyon :( nyooooon D: and uelueleuelueleelueleleeuleueleuleueuelelueu also it would be preferable if it licked me affectionately and had its eyes become comically large when sad
the worker says amen to the realization of the nyonpire then politely asks me to step aside because my kawkaw ramble held up others with non nyon questions :((((((