#hoarding posts

I think Leon Kennedy is hot but I refuse to learn anything about resident evil cause it’s funnier that way like yes that is my beloved boytoy Mr Kennedy, no I don’t know where he goes or the demons he faces, I do know that he can get it tho

I fear the only way to properly play A Way Out is to have one who knows the ending play Vincent and one who’s going in blind play Leo

Hitting a 15 second thirst trap edit of Leon S. Kennedy like a cigarette during my state mandated 10 minute break to get me through another 4 hours of bullshit

My favorite thing about the Ribbit gender reveal is that while some folks were thrown by the “she”, no one was surprised by “they”. We all saw that fuckass bow tie and knew exactly what this frog was about

It’s so fucking irritating how legitimately terrified I am of Mr X. There are absolutely scarier monsters and people throughout RE but hearing his heavy footsteps/theme song sends my entire body into flight mode. Doesn’t matter what I was doing. I am now leaving the room. Get that freak AWAY from me.

I know that raccoon city being in the Midwest is supposed to imply it’s some kind of fantasy Chicago/Detroit but I think it’s funnier to just drop it in bumfuck Nebraska

Having a predictable order of symptoms when you get sick is all fun and games until you catch yourself going “ah. phase two begins.” like a fucking scientist testing their own bio weapons on themselves