#hlbcv

Ah...not really. I couldn’t really speak to them anyways, and they left pretty quick...

( Communication Interrupted )

Ahem. Admin L here! Just as a quick warning--this isn’t true. Although we have no idea where these memories came from, they certainly never happened to Copycat or his universe. Here is the image our ship captured of his universe.

Mr. Loverman seems to truly believe in being stuck in an offshoot of the Y2KVR universe, and at present, we find it easier to sink him slowly into the realization, rather than ask him out-right. If possible, we’d prefer if you avoided the topic of his origins altogether, but it may help to point out the holes in his memories. Thank you for understanding!

@hlbcv is be like *hands you Barney* *hands you Barney* *hands you Barney* *hands you Barney* *hands yo-*

( Slowly, the green clouds dissapate, until only a small cloud remains around a figure. )

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Augh!!!

Ugh....

Hm. You wish to know about me? It’s not that complicated.

My name is Barney Calhoun. I’m approximately 27 years old, and I used to work at Black Mesa as a security guard before I signed a contract with the Man in the Suit. Anything else?

Hi, welcome to Resistance Dogboy Bur-

I think you’re looking for the Combine Catboy Mcdonalds, across the street.

My boyfriend works over there, if you see him tell him I said hi and that the revolution is planned for Monday!

I...see. Thank you.

( The air is light, and full of warmth. Even with the knowledge of the problems to come in their own universes, in the current moment, all are assured with the knowledge that no matter what, they aren’t alone. )