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Harry Potter and That One Time Hermione Learns a Shrinking Spell and Ron Puts a Saddle On a Worm

you harry potthead fucks are so desperate for content, i feel like i could write “Harry Potter and that one time hermione learns a shrinking spell and ron puts a saddle on a worm” and you’d chug that shit up like a warm butterbeer on a cold day. 

The Pottermore Patronus quiz sounds fun and I am looking forward to it, but it's just not going to be accurate. There are millions upon millions of different animals in the world. There's no way J.K. Rowling, even with a large team of people helping her, can create an acurate test with a satisfiable number of patronuses (patroni?). What if someone's patronus is a fennec fox? Or a coati? Or a dhole? Or a bilbi? Or a west indonesian pangolin? Will that person be able to get satisfying test results? No. There are only going to be a few potential options.