#hihcaleb

creaturekidcaleb said: 

Wait, you’re gay? Ohhhh…

Oh yes, very. I’m sorry if I hadn’t made that obvious before...

Clara McLaggen: More sleep.

Mila Zabini: Less Clara.

Caleb Bletchley: A kid Unicorn.

Isabel Nott & Tara Goyle: Normal friends

Becca Goldstein: but-

Nick Urquhart: not you

Caleb Bletchley: what about-

Nick Urquhart: nah

Clara McLaggen: hello-

My wager would be that whoever is in love with @creaturekidcaleb will get a whiff of the worst love potion the world has ever seen. After all, the rumor in the hallways is that he wears the same two pairs of pants everyday and never washes them.

I can’t believe you’re making me do this. I want to die.

Clary Fray: Someone useless, like @ameliapuff.

Jace Wayland: Someone who horrendously overestimates their own attractiveness, like @creaturekidcaleb.

Alec Lightwood: Someone who’s very gay and has no other defining personality traits, like @brianpuff.

Magnus Bane: Someone too fabulous for this world, like @urquhartofslytherin.

Isabelle Lightwood: Someone who hides how useless she is by being beautiful, like @zoeboot.

Simon Whatever His Last Name Is: He’s the fuckboy friend, is he not? That seems like the approach @olstarhopkins might be taking with Flora, so my vote goes to him.

Luke or whoever that out of place old man is: @gavin-peakes, because he has unruly hair and I believe that older man is a werewolf.

Clary Fray: Is not useless, Mira! She’s just a little high strung and the show revolves around her too much which doesn’t help. But @finestmclaggen kind of lives in her own world and she rocks the red hair so maybe her? Their names are even similar!

Jace Wayland: It’s true that Jace is entirely too full of himself and he also never has any fun so I’m going to give this lack of honor to @urquhartofslytherin.

Alec Lightwood: Alec’s defining quality is actually his love for his sister and the fact that he’s saltier than the ocean. And he adheres way too strongly to the rules. Maybe Ian or Oscar?

Magnus Bane: Too fabulous for this world is right, although I’m going to go with @greatestollivander for this one though. She’s got the flair for it, Nick isn’t good-hearted enough. Plus, he’d never call anyone biscuit.

Isabelle Lightwood: @lionsandkrum, obviously. Hot, flawless, as witty as she is beautiful. No-one else could possibly deserve this honor.

Simon Lewis: He is not a fuckboy! He loves Clary selflessly, even when she makes it clear she’s going to choose Jace. This seems like Timothy Buchanan, because clearly he’s all heart eyes for @gwen-peakes and she doesn’t return the feeling.