#hihgavin

Well, would we first split people into houses instead of countries of origin as front runners and then crown the queen. I’m going to do it either way because it sounds fun for me!

Mr. / Ms. Gryffindor: @lionsandkrum​ and @vladthelion​ seem to be the obvious choices here! They’re very pretty, athletic, and Ana’s also got a razor sharp wit which would be great for answering those questions about world peace. Of course, she might come off a little sarcastic while doing so knowing her.

Mr. / Ms. Hufflepuff: @andie-longbottom​ seems like the kind of girl who would proclaim her perfect day is May 25th because it’s not too hot, not too cold and all you need is a light jacket so let’s go with her. And I guess Tim because he’s got all those social justice issues down, but they would also keep him from getting to the finals.

Mr. / Ms. Ravenclaw: While @becclaw​ kind of looks like the blonde beauty queen perfect image, I’m going to go with Lydia. She’s well-rounded enough to make it pretty far. And Isaac would obviously charm his way into the hearts of Hogwarts by just smiling at people…or taking his shirt off.

Mr. / Ms. Slytherin: @zabinilegacy​ is the obvious choice. She has no problem being fake for personal gain, but she really wouldn’t stir up the heartstrings of anyone involved. And Sam would probably just grin and win this, he seems to have quite the effect on the ladies.

Mr. / Ms. Hogwarts: @badgerjustin​ is sweet, pretty, and sincere enough to take home the crown! And in a complete converse of that @fabulousfawley​ would be his queen. She’s shallow, materialistic, and slightly unaware of reality just like any real beauty queen would be. Plus, they look pretty good together.

Now for a most important bonus category Miss slash Mister Congeniality! This really matters more than any crown if you love Sandra Bullock as much as I do. And I hereby nominate @scarletandgoldstein​ and @gavin-peakes​. They’re both obviously too sassy and not appealing enough to the masses to go all the way, but they’ve got hearts of gold, they’re a lot of fun, and they’re not bad to look at either.

Lulu’s way of doing this is so tedious. Bloody well, I wish I’d gotten to go first so I wouldn’t have to follow her formula. Yet now I’m trapped, so here’s my best effort.

Mr. & Mrs. Gryffindor: @nostringschandler and Hunter Liew. They’re an underappreciated pair, with a strong friendship and good looks. Chandler’s supposedly well-rounded, what with art club and Quidditch, and Hunter seems passionate about rights. That unfortunately makes for a winning combination, despite my personal feelings about them.

Mr. & Mrs. Ravenclaw: Perhaps @shawn-morse. He has the potential to be more interesting than he is, he just needs to take some advice from me and Lulu about how to make his radio show more interesting. I’ve heard he’s good looking, though, so let’s give him the nod and pair him with his “cute” blonde Prefect counterpart, @codeandchill. She wouldn’t win, Merlin forbid, but she’d make the audience laugh with all her incoherent sputtering. No composure, that one. It’s like feeding a lamb to the lions.

Mr. & Mrs. Hufflepuff: @duncanwhitby and Bradley Smith are practically the same person to me, but I think Duncan is the cuter one? Or the smarter one? I can’t remember, but I’m going to trust my gut and give this nod to him. Then I may as well pair him with Brittany Wenlock, since she’s got that sob story about falling off her broom. That’ll carry her quite a long way.

Mr. & Mrs. Slytherin: Nearly everyone in our house is qualified for this, but I’m sure it’ll come as no surprise that my vote goes to @urquhartofslytherin. We’ll pair him with @olivia–jordan, the undervalued protegee of @zabinilegacy. Perhaps Mila trained her to reach almost perfection, but she just couldn’t make the cut.

Mr. & Mrs. Hogwarts: Unlike Lulu, I remembered that people actually have to compete to win. So choosing from my pre-selected competitors, I’d say broom girl, Brittany Wenlock, is going to be Mrs. Hogwarts. As for who stands beside her… I tried very hard to choose someone else, but I just can’t. @urquhartofslytherin, congratulations, no one else deserves this honor as much as you! I’m so very sorry for sticking you with a Hufflepuff who can’t even properly stay on her own broom.

And no bonus categories for me, because they’re ridiculous. Lulu, why waste your time with such stupid movies? 

My money is on the usual. Someone will cheat at the Ministry’s Easter Egg hunt, someone else will cry, students will embarrass themselves and ruin their chances of ever being employed by the Ministry of Magic... A bit predictable, really. Although given that Easter is a family holiday, perhaps there’ll be a blowout at home between siblings. Who will it be? @zacboot and @zoeboot? @gwen-peakes and @gavin-peakes again? @scarletandgoldstein and @becclaw? @lionsandkrum and @vladthelion? I’m waiting. Don’t disappoint me.

One word: yes. Sorry, Lulu, I know you have delusions of grandeur and think you can date a beautiful boy two years above you, but @gavin-peakes and @olivia–jordan would be much better suited for one another. Have they done something recently to spur your interest in them, anonymous? Do tell us the details of their tryst.

Cloud 9 - Dove Cameron & Luke Benward

“Oh my gosh, we did it!” Becca exclaimed gleefully. She’d been sitting with Gavin for what felt like hours now, trying to teach him just a simple charm to dry his hair. The way he’d described its ability to retain moisture had practically defied nature, but that had just made her all the more determined to tweak a drying charm to make it work even on his hair. And now, they had a final product -- a dry head, and a happy Gavin.

“I’m so happy, I can’t even imagine how you must feel! You must be on cloud nine, you’re never going to have to walk around dripping again,” Becca giggled, reaching out to ruffle Gavin’s hair proudly.

Ladie’s Choice - Hairspray Live

Boys were so hopeless sometimes, honestly. Blair had already had to practically move Gavin around like he was a puppet to get him to have any sort of rhythm at all during the Dung Beetles concert, and now that it was Duncan’s birthday and she’d thrown a real party for all of Hogwarts to celebrate it, Gavin was embarrassing himself again.

“Nuh uh, stop flailing around like a fish,” Blair instructed, reaching out to take her friend’s arm. “It’s ladies choice now, I’m going to teach you how to do a waltz or something more useful this time.” She steered him onto the dance floor, not really caring that the music wasn’t quite right for it. Gavin would thank her for this, someday... probably not today, but he’d need to know eventually if he ever wanted to impress people with his dancing!

Send ❤ for a loving text 

Blair: You’re like, a really good guy, you know that? Like, really good.

Send ☁ for a hateful text 

Blair: Oh my God, WHY ARE THE RADIO GIRLS SO OBSESSED WITH YOU? I hate it, I’m so much more worthy of being talked about, you’re not even trying to be on the radar, it’s not fair. 

Send ♔ for a admiring text 

Blair: So like, the more I think about it, the more Cat is kind of a brilliant name for your cat. Kudos on being a visionary.

Send ● for a text that wasn’t meant for you 

Blair: Merlin, you need to relax about the radio girls having a crush on your brother, Gwen. Newsflash: half the school would totes bed him if they had the chance, you’ve got to get over it. 

Send ♬ for a desperate text

Blair: SOS I need an escort to a function my father is attending the night after I get home from Hogwarts for Easter break. It’s the only night he’s home so I can’t like, sit at home alone, and you need dancing lessons so it’s win win for both of us! Make sure you have nice dress robes, thanks :-*